Ahm Dumping My Presidental Boyfriend

[Madeline]

Dear Barack,

You had me at the first date, when you brought flowers and came to the door to collect me. Your manners were magnificent, and you were so articulate and fun to be with it wasn't long before I was in love. If you recall, I put out on our first date, even though you only sprang for hot dogs.

But Barack it is over. Israel is my dear friend. I cannot be fucking a man who disrespects and hates on even one of my posse.

I have burned all your tee-shirts and I am keeping the CDs you left at my house. O, and I wrote "ANTI-SEMITE" on your front lawn with grass killer...should show up in a few more days.

I hope all your friends dump you too. My best friend, Bruce, yanno, is TOTALLY over your "issues" with gay people, so he said to tell you FUCK YOU too. O and my gf Cindy? The Native chick? She says to tell you "THANKS FOR FORGETTING ABOUT ARIZONA FUCKWAD".

Besides, I have heard you cheated on me with Nancy Pelosi AND Hillary Clinton. How could you screw those skanky sluts?

Never speak to me again, you fuckwhit. I'm telling all the other chicks at school you have crabs.

Sincerely,

Madeline, who Now Wishes To Apologize To America For her Vote

P.S. I faked it. EVERY time.

 

[Sarah G]

That's ok. He's waay too good for you anyway, bluefont.

 

[Sarah G]

Probably the same color as your hair..

 

[California Girl]

I always enjoy when total morons can't work out the difference between 'politics' and what they think is 'humor'.

Blind and stupid. Interesting combo.

 

[HUGGY]

Why do chicks think we care if they "Fake It"?

I don't care if you "oink" like a pig..(and I have had one of those..It wasn't bad) or make monkey noises. Your orgasm is YOUR ressponsibility! As long as you make some audible animal sounds so we know you are not dead...it's cool whip and cherrie pie!

Thank You

that is all.

 

[Madeline]

That's ok. He's waay too good for you anyway, bluefont.

Hunni, you can have him. Personally I prefer NOT to fuck sociopathic liars, but then, I have prolly dated more than you have at my age.

I'd suggest you keep a can of grass killer around if you are gonna be a Obama Koolaid Drinker. Everyone has their pissed-beyond-belief point and you might just reach yours, as I have mine today.

Sucks to find out the man you're screwing ain't the man you thought, yanno?


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[mudwhistle]

Dear Barack,

You had me at the first date, when you brought flowers and came to the door to collect me. Your manners were magnificent, and you were so articulate and fun to be with it wasn't long before I was in love. If you recall, I put out on our first date, even though you only sprang for hot dogs.

But Barack it is over. Israel is my dear friend. I cannot be fucking a man who disrespects and hates on even one of my posse.

I have burned all your tee-shirts and I am keeping the CDs you left at my house. O, and I wrote "ANTI-SEMITE" on your front lawn with grass killer...should show up in a few more days.

I hope all your friends dump you too. My best friend, Bruce, yanno, is TOTALLY over your "issues" with gay people, so he said to tell you FUCK YOU too. O and my gf Cindy? The Native chick? She says to tell you "THANKS FOR FORGETTING ABOUT ARIZONA FUCKWAD".

Besides, I have heard you cheated on me with Nancy Pelosi AND Hillary Clinton. How could you screw those skanky sluts?

Never speak to me again, you fuckwhit. I'm telling all the other chicks at school you have crabs.

Sincerely,

Madeline, who Now Wishes To Apologize To America For her Vote

P.S. I faked it. EVERY time.

Funny thing is....Obama faked it every time too.

 

[Madeline]

Why do chicks think we care if they "Fake It"?

I don't care if you "oink" like a pig..(and I have had one of those..It wasn't bad) or make monkey noises. Your orgasm is YOUR ressponsibility! As long as you make some audible animal sounds so we know you are not dead...it's cool whip and cherrie pie!

Thank You

that is all.

"Your orgasm is YOUR responsibility."

Very true. No man is getting any more head from me if he cannot go down, and with style.

Quid. Pro. Quo.

I have to go now Huggy. I need to eat a quart of Hagen Daz and call all my girlfriends.

 

[Madeline]

I always enjoy when total morons can't work out the difference between 'politics' and what they think is 'humor'.

Blind and stupid. Interesting combo.

Like this?

Or this?

I believe the first political cartoon was prolly scratched on the wall of the cave right after fire was invented, CaliforniaGirl.

Get. A. Fucking. Clue. Phone.

 

[hjmick]

Why do chicks think we care if they "Fake It"?

I don't care if you "oink" like a pig..(and I have had one of those..It wasn't bad) or make monkey noises. Your orgasm is YOUR ressponsibility! As long as you make some audible animal sounds so we know you are not dead...it's cool whip and cherrie pie!

Thank You

that is all.

Nothing wrong with a woman faking it. It means they care.

 

[Sarah G]

Why do chicks think we care if they "Fake It"?

I don't care if you "oink" like a pig..(and I have had one of those..It wasn't bad) or make monkey noises. Your orgasm is YOUR ressponsibility! As long as you make some audible animal sounds so we know you are not dead...it's cool whip and cherrie pie!

Thank You

that is all.

Nothing wrong with a woman faking it. It means they care.

Not usually. It means they want the guy to get it overwith..

 

[Sherry]

Why do chicks think we care if they "Fake It"?

I don't care if you "oink" like a pig..(and I have had one of those..It wasn't bad) or make monkey noises. Your orgasm is YOUR ressponsibility! As long as you make some audible animal sounds so we know you are not dead...it's cool whip and cherrie pie!

Thank You

that is all.

Nothing wrong with a woman faking it. It means they care.

Not usually. It means they want the guy to get it overwith..

 

[mudwhistle]

I always enjoy when total morons can't work out the difference between 'politics' and what they think is 'humor'.

Blind and stupid. Interesting combo.

Like this?

Or this?

I believe the first political cartoon was prolly scratched on the wall of the cave right after fire was invented, CaliforniaGirl.

Get. A. Fucking. Clue. Phone.

Fucking hilarious

Bush had a deficit less than $9 trillion

Now it's almost $13 under Obama in less than a year and a half

What irony

 

[JakeStarkey]

'whistle, you loon. By your figures, which are wrong by the by, Bush burned through $10 trillion, and Obama added another four to pull the economy out. Warren Buffet said today we are on the way back, so go look for a job, huh?

 

[mudwhistle]

'whistle, you loon. By your figures, which are wrong by the by, Bush burned through $10 trillion, and Obama added another four to pull the economy out. Warren Buffet said today we are on the way back, so go look for a job, huh?

So you claim that the entire debt was Bush's? What a bold faced lie!!!

Incidentally......Lets say you're right.....it took Bush, all by his lonesome, almost a decade to get it to what you say it was...and Obama increased it nearly by half in just over a year.....yet here you are crowing about it like a Rooster.

Do you have any idea how foolish you sound?



By the by Warren Buffet says alot of things....but last time I checked he's not the Treasury sec. He has nothing to do with what the government is doing....or does he?

If he does....maybe he shouldn't. I wonder what Democrat voters would think if they knew Obama wasn't really in charge...but Fat-cats like George Soros and Warren Buffet?

 

[bucs90]

Why do chicks think we care if they "Fake It"?

I don't care if you "oink" like a pig..(and I have had one of those..It wasn't bad) or make monkey noises. Your orgasm is YOUR ressponsibility! As long as you make some audible animal sounds so we know you are not dead...it's cool whip and cherrie pie!

Thank You

that is all.

Nothing wrong with a woman faking it. It means they care.

Not usually. It means they want the guy to get it overwith..

Haha. "Hurry up" " not yet" "what are you thinking" "do you love me" you ladies are a crazy lot, ya know? Why can't you be more like us and just go brain dead as soon as clothing starts coming off haha!

 

[Madeline]

Dear Barack,

You had me at the first date, when you brought flowers and came to the door to collect me. Your manners were magnificent, and you were so articulate and fun to be with it wasn't long before I was in love. If you recall, I put out on our first date, even though you only sprang for hot dogs.

But Barack it is over. Israel is my dear friend. I cannot be fucking a man who disrespects and hates on even one of my posse.

I have burned all your tee-shirts and I am keeping the CDs you left at my house. O, and I wrote "ANTI-SEMITE" on your front lawn with grass killer...should show up in a few more days.

I hope all your friends dump you too. My best friend, Bruce, yanno, is TOTALLY over your "issues" with gay people, so he said to tell you FUCK YOU too. O and my gf Cindy? The Native chick? She says to tell you "THANKS FOR FORGETTING ABOUT ARIZONA FUCKWAD".

Besides, I have heard you cheated on me with Nancy Pelosi AND Hillary Clinton. How could you screw those skanky sluts?

Never speak to me again, you fuckwhit. I'm telling all the other chicks at school you have crabs.

Sincerely,

Madeline, who Now Wishes To Apologize To America For her Vote

P.S. I faked it. EVERY time.

Funny thing is....Obama faked it every time too.

 

[Madeline]

Why do chicks think we care if they "Fake It"?

I don't care if you "oink" like a pig..(and I have had one of those..It wasn't bad) or make monkey noises. Your orgasm is YOUR ressponsibility! As long as you make some audible animal sounds so we know you are not dead...it's cool whip and cherrie pie!

Thank You

that is all.

Nothing wrong with a woman faking it. It means they care.

hjmick, I hate to break it to you but when we fake it, it just means "Get offa me, I'm bored."

 

[Madeline]

Why do chicks think we care if they "Fake It"?

I don't care if you "oink" like a pig..(and I have had one of those..It wasn't bad) or make monkey noises. Your orgasm is YOUR ressponsibility! As long as you make some audible animal sounds so we know you are not dead...it's cool whip and cherrie pie!

Thank You

that is all.

Nothing wrong with a woman faking it. It means they care.

Not usually. It means they want the guy to get it overwith..

We'd last longer if QVC was broadcasting a shoe sale...on the ceiling.

 

[jillian]

I always enjoy when total morons can't work out the difference between 'politics' and what they think is 'humor'.

Blind and stupid. Interesting combo.

was that what it was? humor?

oh... ok.. thanks for letting me know. i couldn't tell.


but then again, attention seeking weridos who think they need to type in big blue font so everyone will look at them were never of much interest to me anyway.