Ahm Dumping My Presidental Boyfriend

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    Dear Barack,

    You had me at the first date, when you brought flowers and came to the door to collect me. Your manners were magnificent, and you were so articulate and fun to be with it wasn't long before I was in love. If you recall, I put out on our first date, even though you only sprang for hot dogs.

    But Barack it is over. Israel is my dear friend. I cannot be fucking a man who disrespects and hates on even one of my posse.

    I have burned all your tee-shirts and I am keeping the CDs you left at my house. O, and I wrote "ANTI-SEMITE" on your front lawn with grass killer...should show up in a few more days.

    I hope all your friends dump you too. My best friend, Bruce, yanno, is TOTALLY over your "issues" with gay people, so he said to tell you FUCK YOU too. O and my gf Cindy? The Native chick? She says to tell you "THANKS FOR FORGETTING ABOUT ARIZONA FUCKWAD".

    Besides, I have heard you cheated on me with Nancy Pelosi AND Hillary Clinton. How could you screw those skanky sluts?

    Never speak to me again, you fuckwhit. I'm telling all the other chicks at school you have crabs.

    Sincerely,

    Madeline, who Now Wishes To Apologize To America For her Vote


    P.S. I faked it. EVERY time.

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    Sarah G When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left Supporting Member

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    That's ok. He's waay too good for you anyway, bluefont.
     
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    Probably the same color as your hair..
     
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    I always enjoy when total morons can't work out the difference between 'politics' and what they think is 'humor'.

    Blind and stupid. Interesting combo.
     
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    Why do chicks think we care if they "Fake It"?

    I don't care if you "oink" like a pig..(and I have had one of those..It wasn't bad) or make monkey noises. Your orgasm is YOUR ressponsibility! As long as you make some audible animal sounds so we know you are not dead...it's cool whip and cherrie pie!

    Thank You

    that is all.
     
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    Hunni, you can have him. Personally I prefer NOT to fuck sociopathic liars, but then, I have prolly dated more than you have at my age.

    I'd suggest you keep a can of grass killer around if you are gonna be a Obama Koolaid Drinker. Everyone has their pissed-beyond-belief point and you might just reach yours, as I have mine today.

    Sucks to find out the man you're screwing ain't the man you thought, yanno?


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    Funny thing is....Obama faked it every time too.
     
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    "Your orgasm is YOUR responsibility."

    Very true. No man is getting any more head from me if he cannot go down, and with style.

    Quid. Pro. Quo.

    I have to go now Huggy. I need to eat a quart of Hagen Daz and call all my girlfriends.
     
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    Like this?

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    Or this?

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    I believe the first political cartoon was prolly scratched on the wall of the cave right after fire was invented, CaliforniaGirl.

    Get. A. Fucking. Clue. Phone.

     
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    Nothing wrong with a woman faking it. It means they care.
     
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