9-1-1: "9-1-1, what is your emergency?"
Me: "Someone broke into my car and stole all of my guns!"
9-1-1: "Where are you now?"
Me: "At my home."
9-1-1: "Ok sir, I'm sending an officer now"
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Officer: "Ok sir, tell me what happened."
Me: "I had put all my guns in the back seat of the car so I could take them down to the police station to turn them in like the President wants me to, then my wife called me back into the house. I guess I hadn't locked the door. I mean I thought I'd only be there for a second."
Officer: "Then what happened?"
Me: "When I came out, I got in the car and got ready to start the car when I thought I'd give my guns one last look. That's when I saw that they weren't there."
Officer: "Then what?"
Me: "I called 9-1-1 immediately."
Officer: "Can you give us a list of the firearms that were stolen?"
Me: "Yes, one was a Kel Tek .380 revolver, stainless steel plated with a black rubber handle, the other was a Raven Arms 25 caliber Automatic Pistol, gun black with wood grip pads on the handle."
Officer: "That's it?"
Me: "That's it."
Officer: "You understand that if we find these guns, you won't get them back right?"
Me: "Yes Sir, anything I can do to help obama keep us safe."
Officer: "I'll file the report. Anything else stolen?"
Me: "Not that I can tell."
Officer: "Do you have any other guns?"
Me: "No sir."
Officer: "Have a nice day then."
Me: "You too."
Me: "Someone broke into my car and stole all of my guns!"
9-1-1: "Where are you now?"
Me: "At my home."
9-1-1: "Ok sir, I'm sending an officer now"
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Officer: "Ok sir, tell me what happened."
Me: "I had put all my guns in the back seat of the car so I could take them down to the police station to turn them in like the President wants me to, then my wife called me back into the house. I guess I hadn't locked the door. I mean I thought I'd only be there for a second."
Officer: "Then what happened?"
Me: "When I came out, I got in the car and got ready to start the car when I thought I'd give my guns one last look. That's when I saw that they weren't there."
Officer: "Then what?"
Me: "I called 9-1-1 immediately."
Officer: "Can you give us a list of the firearms that were stolen?"
Me: "Yes, one was a Kel Tek .380 revolver, stainless steel plated with a black rubber handle, the other was a Raven Arms 25 caliber Automatic Pistol, gun black with wood grip pads on the handle."
Officer: "That's it?"
Me: "That's it."
Officer: "You understand that if we find these guns, you won't get them back right?"
Me: "Yes Sir, anything I can do to help obama keep us safe."
Officer: "I'll file the report. Anything else stolen?"
Me: "Not that I can tell."
Officer: "Do you have any other guns?"
Me: "No sir."
Officer: "Have a nice day then."
Me: "You too."
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