Advice fo' da Wimmins

[Samson]

Wimmin Folks.

To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.

Why does it matter what we have to do? Isn't it about what you need to do to make us happy, and return we will think about having sex with you.

See, that's just the kind of attitude that gets the wimmins in trouble.

 

[Luissa]

Maybe you should start by calling us woman!

 

[Samson]

Maybe you should start by calling us woman!

See, ladies, I'm being critisized in public by a wimmins.

My advice is to do the opposite of whatever Luissa does.

 

[Kalam]

Ladies - above all, don't lead us on. Don't pretend that you're happy in a relationship when you aren't, because it's absolutely devastating to be left by somebody you love, especially when you thought everything was going well.

 

[Luissa]

Maybe you should start by calling us woman!

See, ladies, I'm being critisized in public by a wimmins.

My advice is to do the opposite of whatever Luissa does.

Which is actually good advice, I am terrible at relationships.

 

[Anguille]

Wimmin Folks.

To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.

Ladies, don't you just hate the way Samson titles his threads?

 

[Luissa]

Wimmin Folks.

To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.

Ladies, don't you just hate the way Samson titles his threads?

About as much as like my child's father calling me his " baby's momma".

 

[AllieBaba]

Well, aren't you?

 

[Luissa]

Well, aren't you?

I am his child's mother!

 

[Anguille]

Wimmin Folks.

To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.

Ladies, don't you just hate the way Samson titles his threads?

About as much as like my child's father calling me his " baby's momma".

Advice fo' da baby daddy?

 

[Luissa]

Ladies, don't you just hate the way Samson titles his threads?

About as much as like my child's father calling me his " baby's momma".

Advice fo' da baby daddy?

I actually call him the sperm donor!

 

[Anguille]

About as much as like my child's father calling me his " baby's momma".

Advice fo' da baby daddy?

I actually call him the sperm donor!

 

[Samson]

Wimmin Folks.

To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.

Ladies, don't you just hate the way Samson titles his threads?

Rabble Rouser!

 

[Samson]

Wimmin Folks.

To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.

Ladies, don't you just hate the way Samson titles his threads?

About as much as like my child's father calling me his " baby's momma".

Wait until your child calls you "Baby Momma!"

 

[uscitizen]

Wimmin Folks.

To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.

If we don't talk about you with our friends...what are we gonna talk about?

And everybody knows you can't change a man.....you train him.

A man marries a woman hoping she will never change.
A woman marries a man with full intentions to "improve" him.

 

[Samson]

Wimmin Folks.

To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.

If we don't talk about you with our friends...what are we gonna talk about?

And everybody knows you can't change a man.....you train him.

A man marries a woman hoping she will never change.
A woman marries a man with full intentions to "improve" him.

Most men have given up ALL HOPE before they even propose marriage.

 

[Phoenix]

See, now your qualifying your own inappropriate behaviour.

Don't pretend we "enable" you so you can correct us in public.

Wait until you're with us alone, THEN slap the shit out of us.

We know y'all enjoy it too much then. We're not trying to reward you for your behavior.

 

[Samson]

See, now your qualifying your own inappropriate behaviour.

Don't pretend we "enable" you so you can correct us in public.

Wait until you're with us alone, THEN slap the shit out of us.

We know y'all enjoy it too much then. We're not trying to reward you for your behavior.

shhhhhhhhh......you're ruining my thread

 

[Phoenix]

shhhhhhhhh......you're ruining my thread

Oooops! Sorry.

 

[JenT]

Wimmin Folks.

To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.

You're giving away almost all the secrets

'cept women never get far by nagging to your face or nagging at all, unless you're the type that LIKES to be owned...(scariest breed of all)