Advice fo' da Wimmins

[Dis]

Where the hell are you wimmins meeting men?

I often wonder whether you un-box them, clean off all the styrofoam-peanuts, introduce them to your friends, THEN FIND OUT THEY ARE IDIOTS????

There are many guys that I don't hang out with. You know why?

Because they're idiots....

There are also wimmins that are idiots, but I'll overlook that if they have a tattoo.

In about 60% of all cases, poor a bit of booze into a guy, and suddenly he thinks he's Superman..

Only because we're with you.

Guy + Booze + Hawt Chick = Superman

You're part of the equation.....SOOOOOOOoo FREAKIN' Sorry!!!

Well, if you could refrain from putting on your cape BEFORE getting home...

 

[Samson]

No shit.

But then why are you bitching about HER to US?

Have a cold one and relax. Cheers!

"HER?"

I'm giving some Very Goddamn Valuable (VGV) advice, young lady!!

would you mind linking us to it?

Fucking Ideaolog.

 

[Samson]

On a side note, the terlit lid is just as easy for you to put down as it is for us to lift up.

Agreed 100%. Never understood the bitching about that one, other than it *looks* better down, so if you could remember to drop it when company's coming, it's all good.

Apparently you never had to go in the middle of the night and ended up sitting IN the toilet........

Yes......and there's a problem with this because............?

 

[del]

"HER?"

I'm giving some Very Goddamn Valuable (VGV) advice, young lady!!

would you mind linking us to it?

Fucking Ideaolog.

fucking lincoln log.

 

[Samson]

would you mind linking us to it?

Fucking Ideaolog.

fucking lincoln log.

Fucking Logarithims.

 

[Colin]

See, now your qualifying your own inappropriate behaviour.

Don't pretend we "enable" you so you can correct us in public.

Wait until you're with us alone, THEN slap the shit out of us.

Sorry, toots.. Sometimes the anticipation's too much, and we just can't contain ourselves.

Well, SOMETIMES, anything can happen.

With Wimmins, I'm just hoping for a 50% success rate.

Only 50%. That's almost flacid! Must be a bit like trying to push a marshmallow into a kid's moneybox.

 

[del]

Fucking Ideaolog.

fucking lincoln log.

Fucking Logarithims.

fucking loggia

 

[dilloduck]

See, now your qualifying your own inappropriate behaviour.

Don't pretend we "enable" you so you can correct us in public.

Wait until you're with us alone, THEN slap the shit out of us.

Sorry, toots.. Sometimes the anticipation's too much, and we just can't contain ourselves.

Well, SOMETIMES, anything can happen.

With Wimmins, I'm just hoping for a 50% success rate.

Damn dreamer

 

[dilloduck]

Sorry, toots.. Sometimes the anticipation's too much, and we just can't contain ourselves.

Well, SOMETIMES, anything can happen.

With Wimmins, I'm just hoping for a 50% success rate.

Only 50%. That's almost flacid! Must be a bit like trying to push a marshmallow into a kid's moneybox.

or an oyster into a parking meter

 

[Dis]

Sorry, toots.. Sometimes the anticipation's too much, and we just can't contain ourselves.

Well, SOMETIMES, anything can happen.

With Wimmins, I'm just hoping for a 50% success rate.

Damn dreamer

Some have accomplished much more with far less...

 

[PixieStix]

On a side note, the terlit lid is just as easy for you to put down as it is for us to lift up.

Yeah, but we fall in if we don't look behind us first, you guys need a scope when aiming too

 

[Samson]

Learn how to make a really good cheese burger.

Many wimmins make their lives complicated by trying to "learn how to cook." Forgetaboutit.

Just learn how to make a fucking cheeseburger. We'll eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and will follow you around all day through a shopping mall if we think you'll make a terrific burger for us when we get home.

We're very fucking simple.

 

[dilloduck]

On a side note, the terlit lid is just as easy for you to put down as it is for us to lift up.

Yeah, but we fall in if we don't look behind us first, you guys need a scope when aiming too

well you aim it hon and tell me when to let her rip !

 

[Samson]

On a side note, the terlit lid is just as easy for you to put down as it is for us to lift up.

Yeah, but we fall in if we don't look behind us first, you guys need a scope when aiming too

A scope would be nice.

But there's always the "wild hair" factor.

 

[del]

Learn how to make a really good cheese burger.

Many wimmins make their lives complicated by trying to "learn how to cook." Forgetaboutit.

Just learn how to make a fucking cheeseburger. We'll eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and will follow you around all day through a shopping mall if we think you'll make a terrific burger for us when we get home.

We're very fucking simple.

i can't help but admire your use of the royal we.

fucking logo.

 

[PixieStix]

Well, SOMETIMES, anything can happen.

With Wimmins, I'm just hoping for a 50% success rate.

Good luck with that. Some of us actually expect you to act like human beings with an intelligence level higher than that of the average field mouse when out in public with us.

Where the hell are you wimmins meeting men?

I often wonder whether you un-box them, clean off all the styrofoam-peanuts, introduce them to your friends, THEN FIND OUT THEY ARE IDIOTS????

There are many guys that I don't hang out with. You know why?

Because they're idiots....

There are also wimmins that are idiots, but I'll overlook that if they have a tattoo.

I don't have any friends nor do I have a tattoo, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad. I am not much on talking about the people I love in a negative way. Maybe it is just because I am kind of private. Or maybe it is something more sinister?

 

[Samson]

Learn how to make a really good cheese burger.

Many wimmins make their lives complicated by trying to "learn how to cook." Forgetaboutit.

Just learn how to make a fucking cheeseburger. We'll eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and will follow you around all day through a shopping mall if we think you'll make a terrific burger for us when we get home.

We're very fucking simple.

i can't help but admire your use of the royal we.

fucking logo.

Well, I really didn't mean "we" as in "ME," but rather, for "US."

Could you seriously hate a wimmin that would make you a really nice cheese burger?

 

[Dis]

Learn how to make a really good cheese burger.

Many wimmins make their lives complicated by trying to "learn how to cook." Forgetaboutit.

Just learn how to make a fucking cheeseburger. We'll eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and will follow you around all day through a shopping mall if we think you'll make a terrific burger for us when we get home.

We're very fucking simple.

i can't help but admire your use of the royal we.

fucking logo.

Well, I really didn't mean "we" as in "ME," but rather, for "US."

Could you seriously hate a wimmin that would make you a really nice cheese burger?

You should see his collection of female voodooo dolls!

 

[Samson]

Good luck with that. Some of us actually expect you to act like human beings with an intelligence level higher than that of the average field mouse when out in public with us.

Where the hell are you wimmins meeting men?

I often wonder whether you un-box them, clean off all the styrofoam-peanuts, introduce them to your friends, THEN FIND OUT THEY ARE IDIOTS????

There are many guys that I don't hang out with. You know why?

Because they're idiots....

There are also wimmins that are idiots, but I'll overlook that if they have a tattoo.

I don't have any friends nor do I have a tattoo, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad. I am not much on talking about the people I love in a negative way. Maybe it is just because I am kind of private. Or maybe it is something more sinister?

I betting on sinister.

I can understand why you have no friends, but why no tattoo?

 

[Samson]

i can't help but admire your use of the royal we.

fucking logo.

Well, I really didn't mean "we" as in "ME," but rather, for "US."

Could you seriously hate a wimmin that would make you a really nice cheese burger?

You should see his collection of female voodooo dolls!

Are those what all those Nekkid Barbies are all about?