Advice fo' da Wimmins

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    Wimmin Folks.

    To get along with the men folks you don't have to look great.

    You need to know a very simple fact: Don't fucking critisize, or even correct us in public.

    If you wanna bitch about us, don't do it with your little friends, do it to our face: FACE-TO-FACE.

    If you want to "CHANGE" us, then ask us in private, and don't expect much.
     
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    If we don't talk about you with our friends...what are we gonna talk about?

    And everybody knows you can't change a man.....you train him. :muahaha:
     
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    Might I make a suggestion to your #2? Don't act like a yutz in public if you don't want to be corrected in public.
     
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    That's a good attitude.

    As long as you train us in private, and talk real slow.:redface:
     
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    No shit.

    But then why are you bitching about HER to US? :rolleyes:

    Have a cold one and relax. Cheers! :beer:
     
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    See, now your qualifying your own inappropriate behaviour.

    Don't pretend we "enable" you so you can correct us in public.

    Wait until you're with us alone, THEN slap the shit out of us.
     
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    Sorry, toots.. Sometimes the anticipation's too much, and we just can't contain ourselves.
     
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    "HER?"

    I'm giving some Very Goddamn Valuable (VGV) advice, young lady!!:beer:
     
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    Uh-huh. ;)

    My advice to you, is to drink heavily. :booze:
     
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    would you mind linking us to it?
     
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