For some unknown reason some of you have contacted me privately inquiring as to who I am, what I do and, in some cases, why I'm (supposedly) such an "arrogant asshole/c***." Now, for those concerned, I've taken it upon myself to update the previously barren about me section of my profile to satisfy the baying mob. I haven't gone into enormous detail, but hopefully some of what I've revealed will go towards answering some of your questions. PS. No, I don't have a twitter account.