A true Zionist Aliyah Haj to both Jerusalem and Mecca: we invite you all to join us Rosie and Kvetch have set up a brand new All-Semitic Zionist Enterprise Its called True Zionist Aliyah Haj Pilgrim Tours Inc. We invite you all to join us on our maiden pilgrimage to Jerusalem and Mecca The twin Zions of all Semites, of course. All posters can apply but you must create your own special role. Rosie and Kvetch are the the-rapists who will take best care of you all. Jerusalem and Mecca Syndrome loony hospital wards will be set up for anyone on our Haj who goes nuts Zionuts or Meccalist Nuts will be lovingly restored to health in our loony bins in both holy cities. Transport will be by Air Hossy-fly who is Prophet Mohammed's night journey horse reincarnated Hossy will fly anyone who can pay enough on a shuttle between Mecca and Al Aksa on Temple Mount. The pilotess on board all Hossyflights will be the peacock hen Paravani who has a very special love for Muslims, unlike Hossy Himself.. Paravani is currently rewriting Shariah Law with Rosie to make it explicitly feminist. Security will be provided by Roudy's hairdryer which can throw nukes in cartoon form from its front at Mecca and backfire to Jerusalem; just as a warning of course. If that fails he will high kick the ass of anyone who steps out of line. Lipushi will be on hand to push anyone with terrorist thoughts over the waling wall or the kaba stone or both at once. We aim like true zionists to build settlements on stolen land in both Zions. The settler in chief will, of course, be Y-Kohen. Y-K is in charge of creating a Jewish settlement in Mecca, greater Israel And a Palestinian settlement in the Jewish Quarter of Jerusalem. If Y-Kohen is right, that there aint no real Palestinians to settle and if, sadly Mecca aint after all in greater Israel Then he will become an idle worshipper himself. We also; like truly modern Zionists; want to make both Zions much greener All the heat and aggro around both Zions are warming the whole bloody planet, e.g. floods in Eliat today. We hope to collect all the shit flying around to grow plants and help to make both surrounding deserts bloom Like true Zionists always do. All shit thrown by posters or poohed by all pilgrims will be lovingly collected by the real stars of this Aliyah Haj. And Kosher Halal seeds need to be planted in this shit to plant food and manna from heaven To sustain and nourish all the chosen children of Israel and Ishmael alike Is that your star role in our divine team? Please apply on this thread. You can suggest special roles for yourself, for any other posters Ad all celebrities, Arab or Israeli politicians; dead or alive or imaginary Anyone you like or can dream up. Gods and Messiahs included; we can't leave them out, can we??? If this Aliyah Haj is a roaring success and makes loads of money and a great prophet, pboh We will take you all to other Zions worldwide In India; the Ganges, in Tibet, in Rome, and all places sacred to nations and faiths. Over to you, Our Habibis and Moteks and Sweeties.