A testicular masterpiece of manish awesomery

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Jan 23, 2010
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Harry says - THE EXPENDABLES is a testicular masterpiece of manish awesomery!!! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

I really have no idea how long that end action sequence was - but there are SO MANY UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME highlights - that I can't even begin to recall them all. At COMIC CON, we showed a sequence of Terry Crews with a fully automatic shotgun with explosive rounds that just sounds like the DOOM OF MEN and the only disappointment that I think some folks might have is with some of the CG gore. Now I loved it because it enabled full on HOLY SHIT speed in terms of real time human disentigration and ginsu mayhem death Iron Chef fashion - and I love that. LOVE IT. It is about the movement. If Stallone has room to improve, it is in getting stronger CG work with what he's doing.

That said, man... just watching some of the insanity - like that Jet Li & Jason Statham two-teaming finishing move on that one poor fuck... if your face isn't an O-Face with the best violence produced Orgasm scream of ecstacy... I'm not real sure that your cock can rock. Check into Viagra, because if you can't hold an erection for 45 minutes straight via non-stop action woah... take the blue pill and you can pretend to be the man for which this film was built.

Dude! :eek:

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Looking forward to it. Stallone's last Rambo was literally visceral, with 'blood' spatters on the camera, falling entrails from Rambo's knife, pigs eating humans, etc, etc..
 
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"Murkin' movies". Putting "foreigners" in the "O'Neal death grip", world wide. :tongue:

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Hahaha, I saw a trailer yesterday with my girlfriend and we were like... WHAT THE FUCK?! First it was Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Schwarzenegger and then all of a sudden Bruce Willis shows up and then just a slew of others. It's probably terrible, but fuck it, I'm gonna have to watch it.
 
Hahaha, I saw a trailer yesterday with my girlfriend and we were like... WHAT THE FUCK?! First it was Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Schwarzenegger and then all of a sudden Bruce Willis shows up and then just a slew of others. It's probably terrible, but fuck it, I'm gonna have to watch it.

Right? Surely a goofball popcorn flick but still, fun times to be had I'm sure.

Only thing missing from the preview was gratuitous shots of lady boobage. I'd guess lots of boob shots made it into the film, I just hope they are not all of Dolph Lundgren.

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