A squid and a jarhead...

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    An oldie but goodie. :cool:


    A squid and a jarhead are side-by-side at two urinals in the mens room. They zip up at the same time and as the squid moves toward the sink, the jarhead moves toward the exit. Then the squid says, "in the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the latrine." And then the jarhead says, "oh yeah, well in the Marines they teach us not to piss on ourselves!" :badgrin:
     
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    A marine would never stand at the urinal. He'd aim from the door and never miss!
     
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    You mean across the hall with the door propped open.
     
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    Yeah, tell it to the Marines.

    Those leatherheads will believe anything.
     
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    LeatherNECKS or jarHEADS. Come on it is not rocket science.
     
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    We'll believe we can DO anything. Then set about proving it.

    You should feel all warm and fuzzy about THAT, Doc ... since we'll drag YOUR ass right along with us.:badgrin:
     
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    ...or, as we're known in the UK - bootnecks.
     
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    Come on Gunny. What's with the 'believe' bit. We KNOW we can do anything!
     

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