A Quick Solution to Iraq

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    As we all know, a major problem in the war against terrorisms is the suicide bomber. How do we stop someone who is not afraid of dying? Simple, we make them afraid of death.

    The suicide bomber believes with their death comes great favor from their god, allah. What we must do is change the idea that their god will look at them with sweetness to total rejection.

    The way is very simple. Because of our scientific methods, we can identify the remains of the bomber before burial. Normally, we just give the body back to the family to give a moslem burial. If we instead bury them in a pigskin or pig blood, their god will not look at them. Therefore, the suicide does not accomplish the goals of them: allah looks favorably at them

    This will cause the end of the suicide bomber.

    Of course, this is not politically correct and will be rejected by the left as being insensitive to the suicide bomber.
     
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    This is why every Israeli public bus carries a bucket of lard on it. Any suicide bomber who bombs it will be contaminated and sent to Hell, according to Islam.
     
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    Are you serious?

    Malemule, your idea is very abstract, and in a sliver of hope it may workl. However, I think there are better solutions out there. For instance, keep doing what we're doing, shooting up cars that refuse to stop (if its an innocent person, too bad it's their own damn fault they didnt stop) and killing the insurgents. If the enemy is not afraid to die, bring 'em on. Eventually tehre will be no more, and the passive Muslims will be able to live in peace.

    I honestly don't see terrorism becoming any bigger of a problem in Iraq than it is now. In fact it may dwindle to nothing. The insurgents and suicide bombers claim to be fighting for the freedom of Iraq, or something to that extent. What they are doing is killing the citizens of Iraq, so how much longer is there going to be ANY support for the insurgency, from the Iraqi citizens? Give it a little bit longer, and eventually the population will say no to terrorism, simply because they are sick of having their families killed by fellow Muslims.
     
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    There is some merit to the idea. Something similar was done in the Phillipines prior to WW II.

    Along those lines, maybe the US military should start the rumor that all US munitions are now smeared with pig fat. I am not kidding here either.
     
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    Probably not true, but as of yet undetermined.

    http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.htm
     
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    Hmmm...I have no doubt that something like this was done but I doubt seriously that Pershing had a hand in it....

    In any case, I still think it is a great idea!
     

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