A post-Easter prayer for the Donald acolytes

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    Our Misty Mountain Moonshine who art in heaven, hallowed be Donald’s name


    Donald’s promises come.

    His will be done, whether it helps or fucks our asses.

    Give us this day our daily excuses

    And forgive our messiah Orange Donald

    for lying his ass off and robbing the Treasury

    And lead us not into temptation

    But deliver us from remembering his promises

    For this is Donald’s kingdom

    for him to use for his glory, now and forever.

    Amen.
     
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    Oh lard help me!

    Did you write that while slurping the bathwater of Hillary?

    Oh well and yes Trump will never fulfill his promises but those that voted for him do not care because he is not Hillary.
     
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    he'll bring back the jobs, bruce.
     
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    Alright, and you know I am insane, retatded and just fucking stupid but there is a limit of how dumb I can act and there is no damn way you can sell me that bullshit!
     

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