Here is a question that will stump Donald Trump: Why do you act like such a big chump? Bullies and braggarts are not very nice--- Your Mom told you that, at least twice or thrice! You say you're so smart, but you get so much wrong; Yet you pound your chest like you think you're King Kong! You look in a mirror, and think you're a god; But those who know better call you a nimrod. You're a snake-oil salesman, a huckster, a fraud--- Your followers drool, and stand there slack-jawed! But we who see through you are not at all awed; We'll stop you, Herr Trump, if we can, by dear Gawd!