A Poem for Donald Trump

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    Here is a question that will stump Donald Trump:
    Why do you act like such a big chump?
    Bullies and braggarts are not very nice---
    Your Mom told you that, at least twice or thrice!

    You say you're so smart, but you get so much wrong;
    Yet you pound your chest like you think you're King Kong!
    You look in a mirror, and think you're a god;
    But those who know better call you a nimrod.

    You're a snake-oil salesman, a huckster, a fraud---
    Your followers drool, and stand there slack-jawed!
    But we who see through you are not at all awed;
    We'll stop you, Herr Trump, if we can, by dear Gawd!
     
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    Sounds good as well as true to me.
     
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    The butt hurt is really huge with this one! You asswimps get more boring with each passing day! It’s probably a blessing that the server is down most of the time!j
     
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    How do you function in life with this much obsession?
     
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    That would be going straight up on my fridge ... if you were my five-year-old kid.

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    I sense no butthurt in that lovely work of poetry -
    But yes, the server snafu was a welcome break from reading your posts. :)
     
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