A conversation between a US State Department and a Hungarian diplomatic official at the time of Hungary's declaration of war on the US. Conversation was recorded by the Italian Charge d'Affaires. US : Is Hungary a Republic? Hun: No, we are a Kingdom. US: Then, you have a King? Hun: No, we have an Admiral. US : Then, you have a fleet? Hun : No, we have no coasts. US : Do you have claims against the US? Hun : No, we have no claims aganst the US. US : Do you have claims against Great Britain, France or the USSR? Hun : No, we only have claims against Romania. US : Then, are you declaring war against Romania? Hun : No, Romania is our ally.