Me read Hamlet and me like a lot. Me think existential despair very genuine when he talk about cookie: To be, or not to be, that is the question, Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer from being deprived of chocolate chip cookie or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them? Me like some of his other quotes: He that dies eats all cookies Love thyself last: cherish those hearts that hate thee; Corruption wins not more than honesty. Still in thy right hand carry gentle cookie, To silence envious tongues But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and cookie is the sun O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their cookies Its life was gentle, and the elements So mix'd in it, that Nature might stand up And say to all the world, 'This was a cookie!' Fair is cookie, and cookie is fair Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love cookie.