A Great Way To Start Your Day

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    sitarro Gold Member Supporting Member

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    HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

    1. Open a new file in your computer.

    2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

    3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

    4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

    5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

    6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

    7. Feel better?

    GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi
     
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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    Sarah G When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left Supporting Member

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    Well, that's probably a lot easier than seceding from the Union or overthrowing the government.
     

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