A gift for my Wife....Check it out.

[Big Black Dog]

I lugged one of those damned things around all day long for almost 10 years at a nuclear power plant. Gets kind of old after awhile. I'd get her something more personal like hand gernades...

 

[alan1]

Hand grenades are only good for a single use, and much less personal also.

 

[JBeukema]

build her a flamethrower...

 

[necritan]

I was going to give my wife a diamond necklace for her birthday, but this thread has convinced me to get her a romantic machine gun instead. My wife thanks you in advance for the idea, necritan.

Bullets are girls best friend....not diamonds. And what part of this weapon makes it a machine gun??

 

[necritan]

I wonder which Necritan wacks off to the most.

The toy gun or the vampire slut pictures?

Nope...try option three: Real girls...with real guns....toys are for pussies.

 

[necritan]

Just got done building this little gem....its my wifes' new "Zombie Slayer".....she loves shootin these things.

Sweet!


A firearm is the gift that says 'I trust you'.
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For real.....