A Few Things I Know for Sure:

Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Dads don't know anything at all.


Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter. :eek:

Sawdust and cat litter taste like vegetarian italian sausage.


Bubble gum is a great way to treat your cravings for sugar.

...especially if it is not sugar-free bubble gum.


Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

The stool of short people and tall people is the same length.



Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

But chocolate is better.
 
Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Dads don't know anything at all.


Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter. :eek:

Sawdust and cat litter taste like vegetarian italian sausage.




...especially if it is not sugar-free bubble gum.


Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

The stool of short people and tall people is the same length.



Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

But chocolate is better.

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A Few Things I Know for Sure:

I suck ... :razz:

You're a good looking red head... I'll be right over...
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Should have known that was coming ... :razz:

... and I don't usually make those kinds of jokes... don't know what came over me...
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few things i know for sure: you can depend on echo to post the gay guy pics.....

cat people dont give rep to people who post cruel cat videos


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i am tall....i am always being ask in grocery to reach stuff for short people....i do it and dont laugh...that is all you short fuckers can ask...okay?
 
Paulie, is that you?

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You know the dilly, babe!

If you looked like that Paulie, I wouldn't care you had a girlfriend. ;)

Wow, you think he's all that, huh?

On the really real, I think I'm better looking.

I'm not better looking than tire guy, though. I'm not quite as ripped. Used to be, but I've fallen off a bit in my older days. I'm willing to admit that.

There's a few pics of me somewhere on here, ask EZ if you really want to know. She keeps mine locked away with the rest of her valuables :D
 
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Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.
Well unless they say their kids are geniuses, while the homework is NOT in the student's penmanship. ;)
Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter. :eek:
I'll trust YOU on this. Eek! It's true. Even sugar free works!
Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.
I KNOW this is true. Did I mention my likely son-in-law is 6'9"? Hell he can get to my attic without ladder! He's a keeper! Not too mention he bakes pies!
Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.
No argument from me there, though you forgot potatoes!

She forgot the corn on the freaking cob too! :)
 
And btw, I'm no match for my 2 year old son.

I'm pretty sure he could cock block me and pick up any girl over me at anytime :lol:

He gets the love from the ladies, lemme tell you...and he's a spitting image of me :D
 
You know the dilly, babe!

If you looked like that Paulie, I wouldn't care you had a girlfriend. ;)

Wow, you think he's all that, huh?

On the really real, I think I'm better looking.

I'm not better looking than tire guy, though. I'm not quite as ripped. Used to be, but I've fallen off a bit in my older days. I'm willing to admit that.

There's a few pics of me somewhere on here, ask EZ if you really want to know. She keeps mine locked away with the rest of her valuables :D

I have seen a picture of you paulie! ;)
 

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