A Few Things I Know for Sure:

[random3434]

Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter.

Bubble gum is a great way to treat your cravings for sugar.

Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

 

[alan1]

I know you have 300 rep and I haven't got any from you in a long time.

 

[goldcatt]

Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter.

Bubble gum is a great way to treat your cravings for sugar.

Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

Are you trying to say something there?

 

[random3434]

Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter.

Bubble gum is a great way to treat your cravings for sugar.

Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

Are you trying to say something there?

That I will get that can of coffee you're reaching for, yes.

 

[goldcatt]

Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter.

Bubble gum is a great way to treat your cravings for sugar.

Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

Are you trying to say something there?

That I will get that can of coffee you're reaching for, yes.

Not the coffee, the bottle next to it.

 

[random3434]

Are you trying to say something there?

That I will get that can of coffee you're reaching for, yes.

Not the coffee, the bottle next to it.

Here ya go dear!

 

[goldcatt]

That I will get that can of coffee you're reaching for, yes.

Not the coffee, the bottle next to it.

Here ya go dear!

Perfect!

Thanks, EZ.

 

[alan1]

Not the coffee, the bottle next to it.

Here ya go dear!

Perfect!

Thanks, EZ.

You gonna share?

 

[Annie]

Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Well unless they say their kids are geniuses, while the homework is NOT in the student's penmanship.

Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter.

I'll trust YOU on this. Eek!

Bubble gum is a great way to treat your cravings for sugar.

It's true. Even sugar free works!

Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

I KNOW this is true. Did I mention my likely son-in-law is 6'9"? Hell he can get to my attic without ladder! He's a keeper! Not too mention he bakes pies!

Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

No argument from me there, though you forgot potatoes!

 

[goldcatt]

Here ya go dear!

Perfect!

Thanks, EZ.

You gonna share?

You gonna leave any for me?

 

[Annie]

That I will get that can of coffee you're reaching for, yes.

Not the coffee, the bottle next to it.

Here ya go dear!

Bailey's IS the perfect food!

 

[Luissa]

How about you get some Irish creme and make me a blow job, don't forget the whip creme MM.

 

[alan1]

Perfect!

Thanks, EZ.

You gonna share?

You gonna leave any for me?

That's what sharing is all about.

 

[alan1]

How about you get some Irish creme and make me a blow job, don't forget the whip creme MM.

One for you and one for Goldcatt.

 

[goldcatt]

You gonna share?

You gonna leave any for me?

That's what sharing is all about.

Then cheers!

 

[xsited1]

Tonight is hamburger night and they are yummy!!!!

 

[random3434]

Oh, this guy was SO NICE when he offered to change my tires:

 

[alan1]

Oh, this guy was SO NICE when he offered to change my tires:

I hope he mounted them on rims first.

 

[Paulie]

Oh, this guy was SO NICE when he offered to change my tires:

I hope he mounted them on rims first.

Since he's of course gay, the only thing he mounted was the dude he's staring at.

 

[random3434]

Paulie, is that you?