A day in the life of post net neutrality.

[SwimExpert]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

 

[g5000]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Wow. Deja vu!

 

[BluesLegend]

Liberals in government, proven liars, cannot be trusted with the internet, end of story.

 

[mdk]

The bones I've been casting have been giving me the same predictions. lol

 

[Siete]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Wow. Deja vu!

ECHO Echo echo .

 

[TheOldSchool]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Ooooooh so this was a copy and paste! I thought it was a few too many words for uncensored2008 to be using.

 

[g5000]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Ooooooh so this was a copy and paste! I thought it was a few too many words for uncensored2008 to be using.

Exactly.

 

[g5000]

 

[sameech]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Excellent. I fully support making this future a reality.

 

[Plasmaball]

holy crap....wonder who will post this crap next.

 

[Valerie]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Ooooooh so this was a copy and paste! I thought it was a few too many words for uncensored2008 to be using.

funny, i can't seem to find it anywhere else but on this site...wonder what that means...?

 

[TheOldSchool]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Ooooooh so this was a copy and paste! I thought it was a few too many words for uncensored2008 to be using.

funny, i can't seem to find it anywhere else but on this site...wonder what that means...?

So he copy and pasted a post by another user to use as his own? Wtf?

 

[Valerie]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Ooooooh so this was a copy and paste! I thought it was a few too many words for uncensored2008 to be using.

funny, i can't seem to find it anywhere else but on this site...wonder what that means...?

So he copy and pasted a post by another user to use as his own? Wtf?

i was thinking more along the lines of a sock puppet scrambled brain mix up...

 

[Plasmaball]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Ooooooh so this was a copy and paste! I thought it was a few too many words for uncensored2008 to be using.

funny, i can't seem to find it anywhere else but on this site...wonder what that means...?

or its an email floating around

 

[g5000]

funny, i can't seem to find it anywhere else but on this site...wonder what that means...?

A chain email.

 

[Valerie]

no idea but i don't put anything past unhinged2008...

 

[RDD_1210]

You wake up early, you pick up your iPhone and check your VZ-Connect page, you got 7 VZ-Likes on the cat video you posted, you would have gotten more, but a corporate censor found it too popular and throttled it. Not for the first time, you find yourself yearning for the days of Facebook. But Verizon was named the exclusive backbone carrier and service provider by a massive merger. Facebook died almost instantly when nobody could access the once popular site when Verizon demanded a $10 billion per year fee to give Facebook access to "fast," i.e. standard speed, lanes. Verizon quickly replaced Facebook with VZ-Connect, which was not subject to throttling.

You need to send Aunt Martha a thank you note for the sweater she sent you for your birthday. So you log on to VZ-Banking to check your balance. Aunt Martha is half a country away and the long distance charges for an email to her will be in the hundreds of dollars. Your balance is low, but you keep the message down to just a few words to keep the costs down.

A pile of mail is in the corner and you dread your Verizon bill. Opening it you see the usual $200 base charge, along with TTY charges, Baseline services taxes to provide internet to families on assistance. The netuse fee has gone up again, now $73.42 for a month. The fee is needed to pay some guy's salary at Verizon, whose primary duties are to play Candy Crush. But what you really dread are the long distance charges, email in the same zip code is still free, but a per mile charge for email outside of the zip code adds up quickly.

You are tempted to log on to VZ-Chatter and post a complaint, but last time you complained about your Verizon bill your fees for your small business website's accessibility to audiences was spiked by 40 percent.

On the bright side, Obama was impeached. Makes it all worth it, somehow.

Ooooooh so this was a copy and paste! I thought it was a few too many words for uncensored2008 to be using.

funny, i can't seem to find it anywhere else but on this site...wonder what that means...?

So he copy and pasted a post by another user to use as his own? Wtf?

It's not the same thing. Did you read it?

 

[RDD_1210]

One is clearly meant to mock the other. Did any of you actually read and notice that SwimExpert is trying to mock Uncensored?

 

[g5000]

It's not the same thing. Did you read it?

They are identical, except the last two paragraphs have alternate endings.

 

[Valerie]

One is clearly meant to mock the other. Did any of you actually read and notice that SwimExpert is trying to mock Uncensored?

good one. i had only read the first one...