A day in the life of a liberal...

[tyroneweaver]

The Day in the life of a Liberal



11:00 Get out bed. And not to soon. ( getting up any earlier promotes a strong

work ethic and we wouldn't want that)

12:00 Head on down to the post office and get your welfare check for you 6 kids

from their 5 different daddies.

12:30 Go to the local food mart and wait inline to cash said check and scoff at the

man in front of you who earned his from a job.

1:00 Make drug deal with your obama phone

2:00 Pass out from a drug induced haze

4:00 Have unprotected sex with the local DNC congressional rep..

5:00 Check into an abortion clinic where you are a preferred customer

6:00 Pass out from a drug induced haze

10:00 Wake up and see Hillary and say there's a mighty fine lady

Wake up and see Trump on the news and call him a racist ahole.



Feel free to add to this timeless classic.

 

[konradv]

'Rubber Room' material!!!

 

[ricechickie]

The Day in the life of a Liberal



11:00 Get out bed. And not to soon. ( getting up any earlier promotes a strong

work ethic and we wouldn't want that)

12:00 Head on down to the post office and get your welfare check for you 6 kids

from their 5 different daddies.

12:30 Go to the local food mart and wait inline to cash said check and scoff at the

man in front of you who earned his from a job.

1:00 Make drug deal with your obama phone

2:00 Pass out from a drug induced haze

4:00 Have unprotected sex with the local DNC congressional rep..

5:00 Check into an abortion clinic where you are a preferred customer

6:00 Pass out from a drug induced haze

10:00 Wake up and see Hillary and say there's a mighty fine lady

Wake up and see Trump on the news and call him a racist ahole.



Feel free to add to this timeless classic.

I could get a welfare check every day????

And a daily abortion?

 

[tyroneweaver]

Mods since this describes the modern day democrat it should remain here

 

[ricechickie]

Mods since this describes the modern day democrat it should remain here

You barely qualify as a sentient being.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

And you once got pissed at me for calling you a partisan hack. I bet you are one of the snowflakes that cried to the high heavens about Hillary calling people deplorable and then you turn around and post this this. All this post does is show that you are no fucking different than Hillary.

What a pathetic excuse for a human you turned out to be.

 

[konradv]

Mods since this describes the modern day democrat it should remain here

Sounds like someone's scared they'll be outed as a fake news purveyor.

 

[August West]

This lib worked in a deli in high school followed by 35 years in a steel mill followed by 11 years of working for a non profit. You`re quite the ignoramus tyrone, are you not? Let me guess...you`re the smartest guy in your trailer park.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Considering the low quality of the OP, I bet tyrone wants to be a liberal.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Mods since this describes the modern day democrat it should remain here

Sounds like someone's scared they'll be outed as a fake news purveyor.

Or they will be outed as being a fake human being

 

[frigidweirdo]

The Day in the life of a Liberal



11:00 Get out bed. And not to soon. ( getting up any earlier promotes a strong

work ethic and we wouldn't want that)

12:00 Head on down to the post office and get your welfare check for you 6 kids

from their 5 different daddies.

12:30 Go to the local food mart and wait inline to cash said check and scoff at the

man in front of you who earned his from a job.

1:00 Make drug deal with your obama phone

2:00 Pass out from a drug induced haze

4:00 Have unprotected sex with the local DNC congressional rep..

5:00 Check into an abortion clinic where you are a preferred customer

6:00 Pass out from a drug induced haze

10:00 Wake up and see Hillary and say there's a mighty fine lady

Wake up and see Trump on the news and call him a racist ahole.



Feel free to add to this timeless classic.

What kind of a fantasy world do you live in, exactly?

 

[tyroneweaver]

Mods since this describes the modern day democrat it should remain here

Sounds like someone's scared they'll be outed as a fake news purveyor.

Does this mean our golf date at Doral is offf?
Or they will be outed as being a fake human being

Does this mean our Golf date at Doral is off?

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Mods since this describes the modern day democrat it should remain here

Sounds like someone's scared they'll be outed as a fake news purveyor.

Does this mean our golf date at Doral is offf?
Or they will be outed as being a fake human being

Does this mean our Golf date at Doral is off?

Yep, it does. Anyone this stupid could not be trusted with a long metal club close to me