A Darwin Award nominee?...

blastoff

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I'm not sure this bozo should be on the next award ballot. There's no question he achieved the ultimate criteria for consideration, but I like Darwiners to exhibit a certain amount of style or panache will bringing about their own demise. You know, like the schlub who figures the best way to break into a building at night to steal something is by lowering himself down the chimney, gets stuck halfway down, and dies a slow agonizing death over the next 10 days or so.

Whereas all this guy did was unzip...

Man Dies After Peeing On ‘L’ Tracks In Evanston « CBS Chicago
 
It just shows that you have to read the actual article. There is no evidence that the man actually urinated. Apparently he fell on to the electrified rail. It excludes him from the Darwin list.
 
Why go to all the trouble of walking onto the tracks. He's a man,woudn't it be easier to just whip it out and pee in the nearest bush?
 

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