I LOVE talking to machines. After a shithead in Manilla fucked up my lawn mower maintenance day, and after I just spent a mere 5 minutes booking an airline flight on line, complete with credit card payment and documentation which I printed off, I have decided I NEVER want to talk to a shithead in Manilla again. Forever and always, if I can, I will do everything on computer. And to think, back in 1984 I said I would NEVER use a computer. What was I thinking! A commedian on the radio the other night said that Facebook is a government plot to convince us all that privacy isn't cool. (Sorry, don't recall who it was.) I have decided that having to talk to fucking Manilla, and Singapore, and BFE India, is likely some kind of plot to get us to do everything for ourselves on line. And I am here to say, that is my complete and total pleasure!