Obama And McCain are getting a shave at the same Barber shop at the same time. Neither man speaks to the other and the barbers are silent as well, knowing anything they say may turn political. Obama's Barber finishes shaving him and offers him some after shave. Obama turns him down saying " If I put that on my wife will think I have been to a bordelo." McCain finishes and his barber also offers him some after shave. He accepts saying " Why not, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a Bordelo smells like any way."