A 54 year old woman had a heart attack...

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    A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

    While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"


    God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."


    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
    face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.


    She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.


    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.


    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
    another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
    ambulance?"


    God replied:
    "Damnit! I didn't recognize you.
     
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    Not breast cancer but heart disease...
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    Heart Disease is Top Killer of US Women
    February 08, 2011 - In 1963, the U.S. Congress designated February as the American Heart Month to raise awareness about heart disease in the United States. However, little attention has been devoted to female heart disease, even though it is reported to be the number one killer of women in the United States. And more American women now die of heart disease than men.
     

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