7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year

[Weatherman2020]

Dafuk is a "cosplay"? And who the fuck is Ben Shapiro?

A right wing opinion writer and founder of The Daily Wire. Smart, well educated and completely lacking in principles. He promotes scorched earth partisanship. As a dinner guest he would be difficult to debate with a good grasp of the issues and the ability to spin fake news and make it sound real. The anti-right wing riots at Berkley were in response to his visit and that of Milos.

He promotes scorched earth partisanship.

Who can meet halfway with open borders, men in girls showers, gun grabbing, socialism, ban cars and planes, call half of America deplorable, Democrats?

 

[Weatherman2020]

Dafuk is a "cosplay"? And who the fuck is Ben Shapiro?

If you don't know who Ben Shapiro is then you're an idiot.

Ignorance is a requirement to be a Leftist.

 

[Pogo]

Dafuk is a "cosplay"? And who the fuck is Ben Shapiro?

A right wing opinion writer and founder of The Daily Wire. Smart, well educated and completely lacking in principles. He promotes scorched earth partisanship. As a dinner guest he would be difficult to debate with a good grasp of the issues and the ability to spin fake news and make it sound real. The anti-right wing riots at Berkley were in response to his visit and that of Milos.

He promotes scorched earth partisanship.

Who can meet halfway with open borders, men in girls showers, gun grabbing, socialism, ban cars and planes, call half of America deplorable, Democrats?

Yeah there's no such thing.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Dafuk is a "cosplay"? And who the fuck is Ben Shapiro?

A right wing opinion writer and founder of The Daily Wire. Smart, well educated and completely lacking in principles. He promotes scorched earth partisanship. As a dinner guest he would be difficult to debate with a good grasp of the issues and the ability to spin fake news and make it sound real. The anti-right wing riots at Berkley were in response to his visit and that of Milos.

He promotes scorched earth partisanship.

Who can meet halfway with open borders, men in girls showers, gun grabbing, socialism, ban cars and planes, call half of America deplorable, Democrats?

Yeah there's no such thing.

You don’t even know who Ben Shapiro is. Now go play in the Arts and Crafts forum.

 

[Pogo]

Dafuk is a "cosplay"? And who the fuck is Ben Shapiro?

A right wing opinion writer and founder of The Daily Wire. Smart, well educated and completely lacking in principles. He promotes scorched earth partisanship. As a dinner guest he would be difficult to debate with a good grasp of the issues and the ability to spin fake news and make it sound real. The anti-right wing riots at Berkley were in response to his visit and that of Milos.

He promotes scorched earth partisanship.

Who can meet halfway with open borders, men in girls showers, gun grabbing, socialism, ban cars and planes, call half of America deplorable, Democrats?

Yeah there's no such thing.

You don’t even know who Ben Shapiro is. Now go play in the Arts and Crafts forum.

Well I know now, but it doesn't look like the kind of sleazeball I keep around sooooooooooooooooooo........

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Dafuk is a "cosplay"? And who the fuck is Ben Shapiro?

A right wing opinion writer and founder of The Daily Wire. Smart, well educated and completely lacking in principles. He promotes scorched earth partisanship. As a dinner guest he would be difficult to debate with a good grasp of the issues and the ability to spin fake news and make it sound real. The anti-right wing riots at Berkley were in response to his visit and that of Milos.

He promotes scorched earth partisanship.

Who can meet halfway with open borders, men in girls showers, gun grabbing, socialism, ban cars and planes, call half of America deplorable, Democrats?

Yeah there's no such thing.

You don’t even know who Ben Shapiro is. Now go play in the Arts and Crafts forum.

Well I know now, but it doesn't look like the kind of sleazeball I keep around sooooooooooooooooooo........

Explain why he is a "sleazeball"? This should be rich. I bet you run and you don't.

 

[CWayne]

Our family has one or two progressives in it. They literally are not invited as they are the least educated members of the family.

We do invite them over for Fourth of July celebrations though.

 

[Pogo]

Our family has one or two progressives in it. They literally are not invited as they are the least educated members of the family.

We do invite them over for Fourth of July celebrations though.

140-year-olds tend not to travel well.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I didn't say that you did. But you have a history on this board of confusing classical liberals with modern-day Democrats.

Go find anywhere I said that. I'll pay you a million bucks.

You don't have a million bucks to pay me and if you did, I have no way to collect.

--- which is why I can confidently offer it. Hell, I'll give you a trillion. Doesn't matter.

The idea is, you and I both know you can't do it, and that makes you a liar.

That said, you have not said it as a concrete statement. Even you know enough not to embarrass yourself so.

So you admit you lied. I accept your confession. Now learn from it.

The fact remains, I STILL haven't brought up "Democrats", or any other political party, at all. I brought up Liberalism. Y'all in the Dumb Down Society continually try to conflate and deflect and insert. That will not be allowed.

Pogo did the same thing in another thread about the Bible. He kept giving false teaching of the meaning of verses, then when cornered the resident theologian said the Bible was BS.

It's his way.

 

[EvMetro]

Deck your libby snowflake uncles and aunts with a left hook to the face when they’re not expecting it.

1. Dress the turkey in a MAGA hat. Carefully dress the turkey. But not just like the regular kind of dressing: dress it in a MAGA hat. This is the very best kind of dressing, and it has the added benefit of triggering your stupid liberal nephew.
   
   
2. Cosplay as President Trump. Dust off your authentic President Trump cosplay outfit and get ready to watch your lib relatives LITERALLY DIE when you open the door to greet them. Classic!
   
   
3. Invite Ben Shapiro to speak. Imagine this: just as everyone's sitting down to a nice family meal without controversy, you dim the lights. You ask everyone to welcome this year's guest speaker: Ben freakin' Shapiro! As Ben begins to rattle off FACTS and LOGIC, you can kick back and polish off your turkey as your lib relatives' heads literally explode.
   
   
4. Say a touching, heartfelt prayer for the meal, and then carve the turkey with an AR-15. After a moment of unity in prayer, pull down the cermonial AR-15 hanging above your kitchen sink and carve that turkey with a full magazine of ammo. That poor bird will never know what hit it!
   
   
5. Loudly sing “God Bless America” as you welcome them into your home. When you open the door and they say, "Happy Thanksgiving!" just blast 'em with the entire song in the original language: AMERICAN.
   
   
6. Whenever one of your libtard relatives expresses an emotion, jump all up in their face and shout, “FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!” If someone says, "Man, I'm feeling tired" or "Boy, do I feel full!" stop what you're doing, leap across the room and tackle them. Then, when they're in a daze on the ground, shout, "FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, SNOWFLAKE!" They'll probably ask for a safe space after that, are we right or are we right?
   
   
7. Hand out gift bags with a free assault rifle, a Bible, and a Trumpy Bear. As everyone's leaving your home, pass out some memorable gift bags. Their new assault rifle, Bible, and Trumpy Bear memorabilia will either melt their faces off or turn them into a real American at long last.

Well, looks like you got some preparation to do. Get out there and make Thanksgiving great again!


7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year

I bought a whole bunch of the Trump straw 10 packs from the Trump web site. I hand out 10 packs as gifts to people, and I have a nice jar for them at the dinner table. Everybody who wants a straw during their Thanksgiving meal gets to use a Trump straw.

The Trump straws are a great conversation starter as well. I love explaining how Trump mocked lefties for the straw=gate thing, and how he asked why lefties don't care about the plastic plates. Waitresses always enjoy Trump straw discussions, so I make sure to leave Trump straws behind when I leave a restaurant.

 

[MisterBeale]

Our family has one or two progressives in it. They literally are not invited as they are the least educated members of the family.

We do invite them over for Fourth of July celebrations though.

140-year-olds tend not to travel well.

I think you are either being disingenuous, or playing possum. There are modern day politicians and movements that have taken on the mantel of, the "progressive." Oddly, they are now associated with the term, Democratic-Socialist, as if that label has any meaning either. It is just, a label that means more support for dirgisme, which is in essence, the type of economic policies that fascist regimes support, with out all the nationalism and war.

Progressive DO exist today. The American Values Project is much like the Tea Party, only for social and environmental justice.
American Values Project | Welcome to Progressive Values
Progressive Thinking | Progressivism | Liberty

What you said about the difference between "liberals" and "conservatives" at the founding however, was spot on. The only conservatives upon the founding were loyalists. They all went to Canada.

If we are going to compare modern parties to the founding fathers, since ALL founding fathers were liberal, the main divide was between federalists and anti-federalists.

That divide still exists.

The DNC are not only strong federalists, they are so strong, they are fully on board with Agenda 2030.

The GOP? Not so much. Definitely not the Freedom Caucus. It is pretty safe to assume, Jefferson would be part of the Freedom Caucus, as he was a strong Anti-Federalist. Hell, that is the whole point of that Hamilton Musical, more Federalist Propaganda.

 

[Pogo]

Our family has one or two progressives in it. They literally are not invited as they are the least educated members of the family.

We do invite them over for Fourth of July celebrations though.

140-year-olds tend not to travel well.

I think you are either being disingenuous, or playing possum. There are modern day politicians and movements that have taken on the mantel of, the "progressive." Oddly, they are now associated with the term, Democratic-Socialist, as if that label has any meaning either. It is just, a label that means more support for dirgisme, which is in essence, the type of economic policies that fascist regimes support, with out all the nationalism and war.

Progressive DO exist today. The American Values Project is much like the Tea Party, only for social and environmental justice.
American Values Project | Welcome to Progressive Values
Progressive Thinking | Progressivism | Liberty

What you said about the difference between "liberals" and "conservatives" at the founding however, was spot on. The only conservatives upon the founding were loyalists. They all went to Canada.

If we are going to compare modern parties to the founding fathers, since ALL founding fathers were liberal, the main divide was between federalists and anti-federalists.

That divide still exists.

The DNC are not only strong federalists, they are so strong, they are fully on board with Agenda 2030.

The GOP? Not so much. Definitely not the Freedom Caucus. It is pretty safe to assume, Jefferson would be part of the Freedom Caucus, as he was a strong Anti-Federalist. Hell, that is the whole point of that Hamilton Musical, more Federalist Propaganda.

Again, I never brought up political parties at all. The DumbDowners who don't know the difference keep doing that.

"Progressives" however (the noun), while it has been both a sociopolitical movement and a couple of political parties, have been gone for decades, the last known sighting being Henry Wallace.

 

[mamooth]

Everybody who wants a straw during their Thanksgiving meal gets to use a Trump straw.

So, just the women, children and Trump-betas then.

Real men don't use straws. The only allowable exception to that rule is when you're driving.

If you say straws are needed for milkshakes, I'll point out that real men don't drink milkshakes.

 

[DOTR]

If he saw the Federal Reserve, he would disown Wilson, Roosevelt, and the whole lot of the DNC.

Agree at least on Wilson, but it doesn't relate to my post, does it.

Sure it does.


The claim that what we view as "liberal" or "progressive" now, is the same as what it was then.

Liberals back then believed the 10th Amendment and 2nd Amendment meant something.

The ones today wipe their asses with it.

Yep, they wrote and approved the 2nd Amendment, which causes the Leftards of today to piss their pants in an epileptic seizure.

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Geezus Christ! Stop with the convoluted semantics already, you're giving me a headache.

Ok, if you're not a liberal and the founding fathers were liberals and conservatives are liberals and liberals are conservatives, then what the hell are you?

Always they do that. They dont really understand what they are doing but the goal is to make it impossible to identify and oppose them,

 

[EvMetro]

So, just the women, children and Trump-betas then.

Real men don't use straws. The only allowable exception to that rule is when you're driving.

If you say straws are needed for milkshakes, I'll point out that real men don't drink milkshakes.

I love using straws, since I have a thick mustache.

 

[JGalt]

Agree at least on Wilson, but it doesn't relate to my post, does it.

Sure it does.


The claim that what we view as "liberal" or "progressive" now, is the same as what it was then.

Liberals back then believed the 10th Amendment and 2nd Amendment meant something.

The ones today wipe their asses with it.

Yep, they wrote and approved the 2nd Amendment, which causes the Leftards of today to piss their pants in an epileptic seizure.

Which, again, underscores my point that Liberalism is opposed from both the left and the right.

But you knew that. Just as you knew TJ wasn't a "conservative".

Geezus Christ! Stop with the convoluted semantics already, you're giving me a headache.

Ok, if you're not a liberal and the founding fathers were liberals and conservatives are liberals and liberals are conservatives, then what the hell are you?

Always they do that. They dont really understand what they are doing but the goal is to make it impossible to identify and oppose them,

That's what's known as "The Old Libbie Switcheroo."

 

[Pogo]

Deck your libby snowflake uncles and aunts with a left hook to the face when they’re not expecting it.

1. Dress the turkey in a MAGA hat. Carefully dress the turkey. But not just like the regular kind of dressing: dress it in a MAGA hat. This is the very best kind of dressing, and it has the added benefit of triggering your stupid liberal nephew.
   
   
2. Cosplay as President Trump. Dust off your authentic President Trump cosplay outfit and get ready to watch your lib relatives LITERALLY DIE when you open the door to greet them. Classic!
   
   
3. Invite Ben Shapiro to speak. Imagine this: just as everyone's sitting down to a nice family meal without controversy, you dim the lights. You ask everyone to welcome this year's guest speaker: Ben freakin' Shapiro! As Ben begins to rattle off FACTS and LOGIC, you can kick back and polish off your turkey as your lib relatives' heads literally explode.
   
   
4. Say a touching, heartfelt prayer for the meal, and then carve the turkey with an AR-15. After a moment of unity in prayer, pull down the cermonial AR-15 hanging above your kitchen sink and carve that turkey with a full magazine of ammo. That poor bird will never know what hit it!
   
   
5. Loudly sing “God Bless America” as you welcome them into your home. When you open the door and they say, "Happy Thanksgiving!" just blast 'em with the entire song in the original language: AMERICAN.
   
   
6. Whenever one of your libtard relatives expresses an emotion, jump all up in their face and shout, “FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!” If someone says, "Man, I'm feeling tired" or "Boy, do I feel full!" stop what you're doing, leap across the room and tackle them. Then, when they're in a daze on the ground, shout, "FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, SNOWFLAKE!" They'll probably ask for a safe space after that, are we right or are we right?
   
   
7. Hand out gift bags with a free assault rifle, a Bible, and a Trumpy Bear. As everyone's leaving your home, pass out some memorable gift bags. Their new assault rifle, Bible, and Trumpy Bear memorabilia will either melt their faces off or turn them into a real American at long last.

Well, looks like you got some preparation to do. Get out there and make Thanksgiving great again!


7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year

I bought a whole bunch of the Trump straw 10 packs from the Trump web site. I hand out 10 packs as gifts to people, and I have a nice jar for them at the dinner table. Everybody who wants a straw during their Thanksgiving meal gets to use a Trump straw.

The Trump straws are a great conversation starter as well. I love explaining how Trump mocked lefties for the straw=gate thing, and how he asked why lefties don't care about the plastic plates. Waitresses always enjoy Trump straw discussions, so I make sure to leave Trump straws behind when I leave a restaurant.

Wait wait --- what's a Rump straw? Something that makes a lot of obnoxious noise but doesn't deliver? ba-dum tsss

Does the sound of its slurping give you cancer? ba-dum tsss

Is it shaped like a mushroom? ba-dum tsss

Are there thousands and thousands of them dancing on drink lids? ba-dum tsss

Are they made in a very wonderful place in Germany? ba-dum tsss

Can you get them at the Continental Army airports? ba-dum tsss

Does the drink come out its wherever? ba-dum tsss



Dafuk is this "straw-gate thing"? Somebody clue me in, clearly I need new material.