7 Things You Didn't Know About PETA

[CivilLiberty]

Here's a statement to PETA (from the meat advisory board commercials on "A Prarie Home Companion," the best thing on NPR).

Don't have a salad. Salad is what you put in the cow to make it taste better, so why complicate the process? Just have a nice, big, steak.

"Lettuce isn't food - lettuce is what food eats!" -Alf