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[random3434]

Ｗｏｒｋ　ｏｎ　ｍｙ　ｃａｒ．


Ｉ’ｍ　ｉｎ　ａ　Ｔｏｙｏｔａ　Ｄｅａｌｅｒｓｈｉｐ，　ｗａｉｔｉｎｇ　ｗｈｉｌｅ　ｍｙ　ｂｒｅａｋｓ　ｇｅｔ　ｆｉｘｅｄ．　Ｎｏｗ　ｗｈｙ　ｄｉｄｎ’ｔ　Ｉ　ｌｅａｒｎ　ｈｏｗ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ｉｎ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌ，　Ｉ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓａｖｅｄ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　＄２８９　ｂｕｃｋｓ！




Ｗｈａｔ　ａｒｅ　ｔｈｉｎｇｓ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｉｓｈｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｅｗ　ｈｏｗ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ？

 

[catzmeow]

Make a budget, and stick to it.
Fix anything on my car.
Work on plumbing.

 

[random3434]

The title is screwed up, and the font looks weird.Ｄｏｅｓ　ｉｔ　ｌｏｏｋ　ｔｈａｔ　ｗａｙ　ｔｏ　ｙｏｕ　ａｌｌ　ｔｏｏ？　


（ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｅａｌｅｒｓｈｉｐ’ｓ　ｃｏｍｐｕｔｅｒ　Ｉ’ｍ　ｔｙｐｉｎｇ　ｏｎ．．．．．．．．．．．．．）

 

[xsited1]

My lifelong goal was to become a liberal. It was always so difficult for me because silly things like facts kept getting in the way. However, last year I learned of a medical procedure that would allow me to realize my dream. Sure enough, after the doctor performed a frontal lobotomy on me, I became an diehard Obama supporter.

 

[random3434]

my lifelong goal was to become a liberal. It was always so difficult for me because silly things like facts kept getting in the way. However, last year i learned of a medical procedure that would allow me to realize my dream. Sure enough, after the doctor performed a frontal lobotomy on me, i became an diehard obama supporter.

Ｍａｙｂｅ　ｎｅｘｔ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｔｈｅｙ　ｃａｎ　ｏｐｅｒａｔｅ　ｏｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｏ　ｆｉｘ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｓｅｎｓｅ　ｏｆ　ｈｕｍｏｒ！　

 

[Truthmatters]

Fixing a car today depends on more than just knowledge, you have to have thousands of dollars in tools to do it.

 

[xsited1]

my lifelong goal was to become a liberal. It was always so difficult for me because silly things like facts kept getting in the way. However, last year i learned of a medical procedure that would allow me to realize my dream. Sure enough, after the doctor performed a frontal lobotomy on me, i became an diehard obama supporter.

Ｍａｙｂｅ　ｎｅｘｔ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｔｈｅｙ　ｃａｎ　ｏｐｅｒａｔｅ　ｏｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｏ　ｆｉｘ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｓｅｎｓｅ　ｏｆ　ｈｕｍｏｒ！　

Shouldn't your fiancé be fixing your breaks?

 

[Luissa]

Ｗｏｒｋ　ｏｎ　ｍｙ　ｃａｒ．


Ｉ’ｍ　ｉｎ　ａ　Ｔｏｙｏｔａ　Ｄｅａｌｅｒｓｈｉｐ，　ｗａｉｔｉｎｇ　ｗｈｉｌｅ　ｍｙ　ｂｒｅａｋｓ　ｇｅｔ　ｆｉｘｅｄ．　Ｎｏｗ　ｗｈｙ　ｄｉｄｎ’ｔ　Ｉ　ｌｅａｒｎ　ｈｏｗ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ｉｎ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌ，　Ｉ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓａｖｅｄ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　＄２８９　ｂｕｃｋｓ！




Ｗｈａｔ　ａｒｅ　ｔｈｉｎｇｓ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｉｓｈｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｅｗ　ｈｏｗ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ？

First mistake was going to the dealership to get your brakes fixed!!!

 

[random3434]

my lifelong goal was to become a liberal. It was always so difficult for me because silly things like facts kept getting in the way. However, last year i learned of a medical procedure that would allow me to realize my dream. Sure enough, after the doctor performed a frontal lobotomy on me, i became an diehard obama supporter.

Ｍａｙｂｅ　ｎｅｘｔ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｔｈｅｙ　ｃａｎ　ｏｐｅｒａｔｅ　ｏｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｏ　ｆｉｘ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｓｅｎｓｅ　ｏｆ　ｈｕｍｏｒ！　

shouldn't your fiancé be fixing your breaks?

Ｓｅｅ，　ｔｈａｔ　ｗａｓ　ｆｕｎｎｙ！　

 

[Luissa]

Ｍａｙｂｅ　ｎｅｘｔ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｔｈｅｙ　ｃａｎ　ｏｐｅｒａｔｅ　ｏｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｏ　ｆｉｘ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｓｅｎｓｅ　ｏｆ　ｈｕｍｏｒ！　

shouldn't your fiancé be fixing your breaks?

Ｓｅｅ，　ｔｈａｔ　ｗａｓ　ｆｕｎｎｙ！　

Don't you love men!

 

[Luissa]

I love how the ad that comes up for this thread is in Japanese!

 

[RodISHI]

I used to work on my own car. Then I gotta man! He does that for me.

 

[random3434]

shouldn't your fiancé be fixing your breaks?

Ｓｅｅ，　ｔｈａｔ　ｗａｓ　ｆｕｎｎｙ！　

Don't you love men!

Ｅｈ，，，，，，，，，，，，，，ｎｏｔ　ａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｍｅｎｔ！

 

[Amanda]

The title is screwed up, and the font looks weird.Ｄｏｅｓ　ｉｔ　ｌｏｏｋ　ｔｈａｔ　ｗａｙ　ｔｏ　ｙｏｕ　ａｌｌ　ｔｏｏ？　


（ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｅａｌｅｒｓｈｉｐ’ｓ　ｃｏｍｐｕｔｅｒ　Ｉ’ｍ　ｔｙｐｉｎｇ　ｏｎ．．．．．．．．．．．．．）

Y e s , i t l o o k s w e i r d t o m e .

 

[Andrew2382]

buy a bmw, everything is included in the warranty

 

[Diuretic]

The title is screwed up, and the font looks weird.Does　it　look　that　way　to　you　all　too?　


(this　is　the　dealership’s　computer　I’m　typing　on.............)

They don't have a computer, that's the problem. You are (or were) using a manual typewriter connected up to a television (black and white). Tell the tight bastards to get a real computer, things aren't that tough yet.

 

[Sky Dancer]

shouldn't your fiancé be fixing your breaks?

Ｓｅｅ，　ｔｈａｔ　ｗａｓ　ｆｕｎｎｙ！　

Don't you love men!

Sure. All that upper body strength comes in handy.

 

[random3434]

Ｗｏｒｋ　ｏｎ　ｍｙ　ｃａｒ．


Ｉ’ｍ　ｉｎ　ａ　Ｔｏｙｏｔａ　Ｄｅａｌｅｒｓｈｉｐ，　ｗａｉｔｉｎｇ　ｗｈｉｌｅ　ｍｙ　ｂｒｅａｋｓ　ｇｅｔ　ｆｉｘｅｄ．　Ｎｏｗ　ｗｈｙ　ｄｉｄｎ’ｔ　Ｉ　ｌｅａｒｎ　ｈｏｗ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ｉｎ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌ，　Ｉ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓａｖｅｄ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　＄２８９　ｂｕｃｋｓ！




Ｗｈａｔ　ａｒｅ　ｔｈｉｎｇｓ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｉｓｈｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｅｗ　ｈｏｗ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ？

I'm home now!

Yeah, the type looks like something from an Apple Computer circa 1988.

Diuretic was right!

 

[Annie]

I wish I'd learned:

to be better at delayed gratification
to do math
to do science
to balance my checkbook monthly
to hold my temper
to fix things around the house, yes, including car
to love working out earlier
to avoid smoking, actually I did, I just ignored it
to sew, really sew

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Ｗｏｒｋ　ｏｎ　ｍｙ　ｃａｒ．


Ｉ’ｍ　ｉｎ　ａ　Ｔｏｙｏｔａ　Ｄｅａｌｅｒｓｈｉｐ，　ｗａｉｔｉｎｇ　ｗｈｉｌｅ　ｍｙ　ｂｒｅａｋｓ　ｇｅｔ　ｆｉｘｅｄ．　Ｎｏｗ　ｗｈｙ　ｄｉｄｎ’ｔ　Ｉ　ｌｅａｒｎ　ｈｏｗ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ｉｎ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌ，　Ｉ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓａｖｅｄ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　＄２８９　ｂｕｃｋｓ！




Ｗｈａｔ　ａｒｅ　ｔｈｉｎｇｓ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｉｓｈｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｅｗ　ｈｏｗ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ？

Ｔｈｉｎｇｓ　Ｉ　Ｗｉｓｈ　Ｉ　Ｗｏｕｌｄ　Ｈａｖｅ　Ｌｅａｒed