50th Anniversary Story

Discussion in 'Humor' started by jillian, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. jillian
    Offline

    jillian Princess Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2006
    Messages:
    69,551
    Thanks Received:
    13,012
    Trophy Points:
    2,220
    Location:
    The Other Side of Paradise
    Ratings:
    +22,427
    50TH ANNIVERSARY STORY

    A couple was celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
    "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one, "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
    "Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today."
    Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."
    "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
    Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
    After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we each worked two jobs and were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
    The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
    "Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 6
  2. midcan5
    Offline

    midcan5 liberal / progressive

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2007
    Messages:
    10,776
    Thanks Received:
    2,363
    Trophy Points:
    245
    Location:
    Philly, PA
    Ratings:
    +3,286
    ten more to get there...LOL

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwL9deXNW8]‪Cat Stevens - Cat's in the cradle‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 2
  3. Warrior102
    Offline

    Warrior102 Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 22, 2011
    Messages:
    16,554
    Thanks Received:
    4,019
    Trophy Points:
    183
    Ratings:
    +4,029
    I am coming up on my 25th in Sept. 2012
    Can't believe it
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  4. jillian
    Offline

    jillian Princess Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2006
    Messages:
    69,551
    Thanks Received:
    13,012
    Trophy Points:
    2,220
    Location:
    The Other Side of Paradise
    Ratings:
    +22,427
    Congratulations! That's a great milestone.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  5. jillian
    Offline

    jillian Princess Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2006
    Messages:
    69,551
    Thanks Received:
    13,012
    Trophy Points:
    2,220
    Location:
    The Other Side of Paradise
    Ratings:
    +22,427
    good one! I was always fond of this one, too:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlGLuRlhW3c]‪Cat Stevens - Father And Son (live)‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]

    and wow! only 10 away, huh? :clap2:
     
  6. Warrior102
    Offline

    Warrior102 Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 22, 2011
    Messages:
    16,554
    Thanks Received:
    4,019
    Trophy Points:
    183
    Ratings:
    +4,029
    Thank you dear

    And she's prettier today than the day I married her
     
  7. jillian
    Offline

    jillian Princess Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2006
    Messages:
    69,551
    Thanks Received:
    13,012
    Trophy Points:
    2,220
    Location:
    The Other Side of Paradise
    Ratings:
    +22,427
    you're very nice.

    and she's very lucky you feel that way. :thup:
     
  8. St.Blues
    Offline

    St.Blues BANNED

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2011
    Messages:
    1,277
    Thanks Received:
    77
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    I Hate Most of You in Here
    Ratings:
    +77
    Some things are just meant to be... Congratulations!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E4FRtrD9aQ&feature=player_detailpage]‪Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]


    Blues
     

Share This Page