50 Ambien weigh 1/2 gram, let you sleep on sharp rocks. :-)

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    by far the most valuable 1/2 gram of gear you can have with you. 28 grams to the oz, guys. There's times and places where you just can't arrange more than flopping down on your gear and crashing for a few hours. To get restorative rest, when exhausted, hurting and uncomfortable, ONE 10 grain tablet of Ambien will work wonders. Benadryl does the same, helps counter shock symptoms and is non-script, but I can't use it.

    The Ambien, swallowed a dozen at a time, will end the game for you, if and when you can't handle it anymore. A couple of plastic bags over your head, secured with bankline or paracord, as you go under, assures that you won't wake up. The brain's subconscious protective instinct can cause you to flinch/aside a bit, mess-up a suicide attempt with a gun, leaving you suffering and unable to finish the job.
     
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    Yep, you will just lay there as the bobcat, bear, mountain lion, mouse, eat you. You are truly one of the stupidest people I have ever encountered on a message board.
     
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    I happen to agree that taking a sleeping pill is not a good way to get rest in any situation where you must be able to react to a sudden change in your environment. I don't believe it is the stupidest thing I have ever heard - maybe close - but not there.
     
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    Having spent a great deal of my life under the stars I can safely make the assertion.
     
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    Take a few. Please.
     
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    LMAO!!!

    Too funny! Maybe being foggy headed or sleeping too soundly to know what is happening around you is YOUR idea of smart. I believe most sane people will pass on that.
     
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    Uncle Ferd's a night owl and Granny's a early bird...

    Night owl or early bird? It is in your genes, study says
    Thu, Feb 04, 2016 - Whether you are a night owl or an early bird, do not bother fighting the impulse because it is probably in your genes, a study said on Tuesday.
     
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    A new study may prove why people often don't sleep well in a strange place...

    New Study May Explain Poor Sleep in Strange Places
    April 21, 2016 - Ever wonder why you don’t sleep well the first night in a new place? New research may explain the phenomenon.
     
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    in reality that is the preferred method of offing oneself.....not the ambien cause some people are like me....doesnt do anything for me for hours....enough time to talk myself out of it....if you are doing a drug overdose....you put the plastic bag over your head just as you are passing out...that way you are not gonna wake up in the er having your stomach pumped....

    one could check with the hemlock society ....

    suicide is still a permanent solution to a temporary problem....just sayin
     
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    a friend of mine...came home...killed his wife....shot himself.....blew most of his face off...and lived....still makes me cringe to think of it
     

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