5 Signs you are a sex addict

[Luissa]

I am a sex addict, but have none of the signs.

 

[Gadawg73]

All humans are addicted to sex.
Evolution.

 

[Darkwind]

For Parker, the sex addiction counselor, this is the No. 1 way you know you've crossed the line: when you make up stories to get sex.

Do you mean you can get laid without making up stories?

I can't. But then, I'm a writer.

 

[Darkwind]

I am a sex addict, but have none of the signs.

you can have some of Mine. I've got plenty.

 

[Luissa]

Sweet!

 

[SlateRockwell]

Let's be honest, Sex addicts are as real as Santa Clause and the bible.
Look at how many NEW conditions have come out. Restless Leg Syndrome?
Addiction is real. Very real. Having no control over having sex... That's f**king dumb! Once again, there has been no varibles since the 50's, why has this now became a new undiscovered concept... Because people need an excuse for being a womanizing PIG! THAT'S ALL IT IS! Period!
Okay... I admit it! I am a womanizing pig! You got me! At least I don't hide behind a fony excuse. I am just a pig.

P.S. OINK!

 

[masquerade]

No I'm not!

big naughty GRIN.

 

[SFC Ollie]

I still don't see the problem......

 

[Samson]

I am a sex addict, but have none of the signs.

Having a kid doesn't make you a sex addict, Luissa.

 

[eagleseven]

I'm waiting for these assholes to say breathing is an addiction.

 

[PatekPhilippe]

If you are poor, you are a dog, if you have money, you are an sex addict.

"If you are poor...If you have money....WTF are you babbling about?

I guess you just flog the dolphin to your internet porn...

 

[rightwinger]

Athletes, movie stars, rock stars, politicians all have access to as many beautiful women as they want. Just because they take advantage of their status does not make them sex addicts

 

[eagleseven]

"If you are poor...If you have money....WTF are you babbling about?

I've never met a poor person who had money.

 

[Madeline]

Are you a sex addict? - CNN.com

Is anyone here not a sex addict?

1. You lie

For Parker, the sex addiction counselor, this is the No. 1 way you know you've crossed the line: when you make up stories to get sex.

"If you lie with women to get them to have sex with you, you're a predator and an addict," he says.

Does telling a man "it's perfectly normal" count?

2. Sex consumes you

If your interest in sex runs your life, you have a problem, says Robert Weiss, a social worker and founder of the Sexual Recovery Institute. He says addicts "are always preoccupied with hitting on someone, or picking someone up, or getting home to look at porn before their spouse comes home."

Does organizing your day to come into contact with that cute mailman/garbageman/McDonald's clerk count?

3. You're "divorced, dead, fired or arrested"

If you continue your sexual activities even under threat of being "divorced, dead, fired or arrested," you're an addict, Parker says.

"They ignore the consequences," Weiss adds. "They say, 'I could really screw up myself here, but I'm going to continue to do it.' "

I'm divorced! That's three......

4. You have an intense interest in pornography

"The pornography piece of this cannot be overstated," Parker says. "Show me a guy who's having sex with three women in one week, and I promise you he has a relationship with pornography."

I'm reading this at 2am because it has "sex" in the title. Does that count, or do I have to go stare at Samson's octopus picture some more?

5. You want to stop and you can't

Damn, and I was SO close. I do plan to stop having sex after I'm dead though.

Sexual addiction is defined by a loss of control, Weiss says.

"Sexual addiction" -- what utter horseshit.. I've never met a real nymphomaniac or satyrist....but I know quite a few plain old fashioned lying, cheating assholes. When did being an asshole become a treatable medical condition? Is there a cure in sight?

 

[eagleseven]

6. You write articles about "sexual addiction"

 

[strollingbones]

maddie drop the large ass blue font...that will not get you laid....i am too old to be bothered with sex...but hey i got laid wednesday i am happy ....lol...

 

[Douger]

You leave your fatass 'Murkin wife and move to Latina Land ?

 

[Madeline]

maddie drop the large ass blue font...that will not get you laid....i am too old to be bothered with sex...but hey i got laid wednesday i am happy ....lol...

Please, strollingbones, don't call me "Maddie".

And this is a "large ass blue font". Mine is just more readable to me. Please rag on me about something I'm willing to change...nonconformity is not one of those things.

Posting to 'net message boards can get you laid? HOW? Tell me everything...I'm all ears.....

 

[Samson]

Are you a sex addict? - CNN.com

Is anyone here not a sex addict?

1. You lie

2. Sex consumes you

3. You're "divorced, dead, fired or arrested"

4. You have an intense interest in pornography

5. You want to stop and you can't

Sexual addiction is defined by a loss of control, Weiss says.

Nothing about Octopi

 

[Gadawg73]

I'll narrow it down to two signs:

1. You're breathing.

2. You're a male.

And whats with the word "addict"? Such negative connotations. I prefer "aficionado" myself.

3. You are female.