5 Reasons Life is Better After 30!

[random3434]

If you clicked the link that took you to this article, then you're probably over 30 and hoping for some good news. Or maybe you're under 30 and reading this because you're curious about things to come. Actually, it's also likely you're just some crappy teen killing time while you wait for your testicles to descend. But whatever the reason, I stand by my original statement that you deserve better

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[Iridescence]

some days... I need the rain more than I need the sunshine.

 

[Dude111]

I didnt click

 

[editec]

I definitely think life got better after 30.

If you're a man, you're not generally taken seriously until you're about 30.

 

[strollingbones]

you do live to see your enemies fail and die....the flip side of that coin...you see a lot of your friends die....failure they can recover from....not one has recovered from death

 

[Big Black Dog]

BBD's 5 Reasons Why Life is Better After 30.

(1) Old enough to know better.
(2) Being an "Old Dog" is fun.
(3) Little kids are afraid of you.
(4) You don't have to eat your peas.
(5) You don't get told to wash your feet.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

If you clicked the link that took you to this article, then you're probably over 30 and hoping for some good news. Or maybe you're under 30 and reading this because you're curious about things to come. Actually, it's also likely you're just some crappy teen killing time while you wait for your testicles to descend. But whatever the reason, I stand by my original statement that you deserve better

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#5 is the best one on the list

 

[CountofTuscany]

If you clicked the link that took you to this article, then you're probably over 30 and hoping for some good news. Or maybe you're under 30 and reading this because you're curious about things to come. Actually, it's also likely you're just some crappy teen killing time while you wait for your testicles to descend. But whatever the reason, I stand by my original statement that you deserve better

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I'm just checking out what I have to look forward to.

 

[CountofTuscany]

OK, Not at all what I expected.

 

[Anachronism]

For some of us Life is like a box of chocolates that's been left out in the 90 degree direct sun for about four hours.... it's all melted together into one huge mess that really isn't worth anything.

 

[tonystewart1]

I am getting ready to leave my 30s next year. My favorite thing is that I finally really honestly know everything.

Now my 65 year old dad claims that he knows everything and I still dont know nothing.

 

[Iridescence]

box of chocolates

I'd rather have beer. It is one of the things that seems to slow my head down for reality to take hold. *hearts*

I remember when I was much younger the women in my family said I could look forward to getting as 'round' as they'd become. Well, I'm close to forty and have yet to acquire their idea of roundness. As I get older I really just hope to have gained a bit more consideration and respect from those I seem to displease so well at this point.

 

[Colin]

I am getting ready to leave my 30s next year. My favorite thing is that I finally really honestly know everything.

Now my 65 year old dad claims that he knows everything and I still dont know nothing.

My dad said to me, "You think I know fuck nothing! I'm telling you, I know fuck all!"

 

[Anachronism]

I'd rather have beer. It is one of the things that seems to slow my head down for reality to take hold. *hearts*

My life is a little like my take on most beer as well..... Bitter, Stale, and Generally tastes like shit.

 

[High_Gravity]

I'd rather have beer. It is one of the things that seems to slow my head down for reality to take hold. *hearts*

My life is a little like my take on most beer as well..... Bitter, Stale, and Generally tastes like shit.

Beer is awesome!

 

[High_Gravity]

I turn 30 in November, haven't really wrapped my head around it yet. My girlfriend is 32, its wierd that I'm not 22, 23 anymore, time flew by so damn fast.

 

[Mr Natural]

I turn 30 in November, haven't really wrapped my head around it yet. My girlfriend is 32, its wierd that I'm not 22, 23 anymore, time flew by so damn fast.

Wait until you hit 60 if you think it flew by fast.

But then again, 60 is the new 30 (or so we're told).

 

[High_Gravity]

I turn 30 in November, haven't really wrapped my head around it yet. My girlfriend is 32, its wierd that I'm not 22, 23 anymore, time flew by so damn fast.

Wait until you hit 60 if you think it flew by fast.

But then again, 60 is the new 30 (or so we're told).

I can't even imagine being that old!

 

[Anachronism]

Beer is awesome!

I've never really acquired a taste for any alcohol, whether it's beer, wine, or liquor. I'll have a drink socially on occasion, but outside of that it's pretty much something I avoid because I just don't like the taste of it.

 

[Two Thumbs]

I tell you what I don't miss about me teens;

walking down the hall, thinking about all the homework I have to do then getting wood.

Seriously

When did algerbra cause anyone to get turned on? Ever see math porn? No, of course you haven't.


I also don't miss inner ear pimples.