5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass

[JBeukema]

And, lo, suddenly there came forth from the cave many dragons; and when the children saw them, they cried out in great terror. Then Jesus went down from the bosom of His mother, and stood on His feet before the dragons; and they adored Jesus, and thereafter retired.
-- The Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew, Chapter 18
That's right: The Bible could have included a passage detailing how Jesus Christ totally gave the cold shoulder to a dragon army. At first glance, this seems like a pretty baffling omission. Jesus Christ, dragon tamer, would have been pretty effective when converting metalheads and 14-year-old boys.

5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass | Cracked.com

 

[Agit8r]

Sadly, there are some who want to remove the foundation of "Christian forbearance, love and charity" from the Bible

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passages that will be left out of the Conservapedia Bible // General Discussion

 

[elvis]

What about the one where he cut Malchus' OTHER ear off....

then put both ears back on just to show he could.

 

[jgarden]

Anybody can write a book about the life of Jesus - its quite another thing if its a credible source!