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[THE LIGHT]

Wow. So what happened to me?

 

[westwall]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Prison?

 

[Ropey]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Amnesia

 

[norwegen]

5,711,931 people posted all at about the same time.

 

[THE LIGHT]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Prison?

Perhaps. That would be the prison called business in life.

 

[asaratis]

Wow. So what happened to me?

You'd best be reading those 5.7million posts...there's to be a pop quiz next month. Those that fail will be banned forever. The board tolerates anything except inattentiveness.

Welcome back!

 

[Mr. H.]

What do you expect when you take a 3 year nap?

WB

 

[Indofred]

Wow. So what happened to me?

This is only a guess, but I think you were abducted by aliens.
Check your blood is still red and your pee pee, green.
If so, that's normal, but you have a dose of the clap.

 

[sameech]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Let me summarize them all for you:

Republicans are heartless, greedy bastards who hate Obama because he is black;

and

Democrats are control freaks who only want to spend someone else's money and only like Obama because he is black;

and

Don't blame me--I don't support/vote for either party.


There, I took care of 5 million of them posts for you.


You're welcome!

 

[Ropey]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Let me summarize them all for you:

Republicans are heartless, greedy bastards who hate Obama because he is black;

and

Democrats are control freaks who only want to spend someone else's money and only like Obama because he is black;

and

Don't blame me--I don't support/vote for either party.


There, I took care of 5 million of them posts for you.


You're welcome!

And then there's the centrists.

 

[sameech]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Let me summarize them all for you:

Republicans are heartless, greedy bastards who hate Obama because he is black;

and

Democrats are control freaks who only want to spend someone else's money and only like Obama because he is black;

and

Don't blame me--I don't support/vote for either party.


There, I took care of 5 million of them posts for you.


You're welcome!

And then there's the centrists.

Allegedly. Centrist don't care--they just are too afraid of offending somebody.

 

[longknife]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Prison?

Are you kidding?

Prisoners not only have access to the internet, but the latest HiDef 3D tvs.

 

[westwall]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Prison?

Are you kidding?

Prisoners not only have access to the internet, but the latest HiDef 3D tvs.

Depends on where you were in prison though

 

[Mertex]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Prison?

Are you kidding?

Prisoners not only have access to the internet, but the latest HiDef 3D tvs.

What prison are you talking about? The ones in Denmark?

Wiki:
United States
In the United States, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, an agency of the U.S. Department of Justice, has put into place the Trust Fund Limited Inmate Computer System (TRULINCS) on February 19, 2009. This allows inmates access to electronic messaging through e-mails. The message must be text only, and must be conducted in a secure manner between inmate and the public. Messages are subject to monitoring. Currently all institutions operated by the Bureau of Prisons have TRULINCS. However outside of the TRULINCS program, nearly all states prohibit Internet use by inmates. Limiting technology based access to educational opportunities.[9]

 

[Meister]

Wow. So what happened to me?

Alien abduction
Welcome home

 

[Ropey]

Let me summarize them all for you:

Republicans are heartless, greedy bastards who hate Obama because he is black;

and

Democrats are control freaks who only want to spend someone else's money and only like Obama because he is black;

and

Don't blame me--I don't support/vote for either party.

There, I took care of 5 million of them posts for you.

You're welcome!

And then there's the centrists.

Allegedly. Centrist don't care--they just are too afraid of offending somebody.

But when it comes time to vote, they declare themselves without fear as the exit polling shows.

 

[THE LIGHT]

Wow. So what happened to me?

You'd best be reading those 5.7million posts...there's to be a pop quiz next month. Those that fail will be banned forever. The board tolerates anything except inattentiveness.

Welcome back!

Well, if you read half of them for me I would get done faster.

 

[THE LIGHT]

What do you expect when you take a 3 year nap?

WB

I think the snooze button is broken on my alarm clock or someone switched it with the off key.

 

[THE LIGHT]

Wow. So what happened to me?

This is only a guess, but I think you were abducted by aliens.
Check your blood is still red and your pee pee, green.
If so, that's normal, but you have a dose of the clap.

Supposedly, red hair is closely associated with alien abduction reports. So I am safe.


But really, I'm not kidding. They say the two are related.

 

[Indofred]

Wow. So what happened to me?

This is only a guess, but I think you were abducted by aliens.
Check your blood is still red and your pee pee, green.
If so, that's normal, but you have a dose of the clap.

Supposedly, red hair is closely associated with alien abduction reports. So I am safe.


But really, I'm not kidding. They say the two are related.

That's what they want you to think.