400,000 KFC-Bound Chickens Found in Jeremy Corbyn's London Home.

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    Jeremy Corbyn is facing calls to stand down today after police discovered more than 400,000 KFC-bound chickens in his house in Islington, London.

    According to the Daily Mail, neighbours have reported ‘mass clucking noises’ coming from his home over the last five days,’ and a police raid on Tuesday led to officers finding the birds behind closed doors.

    400,000 KFC-bound chickens found in Jeremy Corbyn’s London home
     
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    Clucking noises.

    It's a disgrace.

    Imao
     
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    Greg.

    I'm tempted to put it you know where- the flounce place.

    I can hardly contain myself thinking about it.
     
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    You do realize this is a parody site, right?
     
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    Yes you're right. I realised it past the point of no return.

    How to resolve it? Put it downstairs on the naughty step?
     
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    Well, you could actually try applying a little logic and common sense that someone couldn't keep 400K chickens at his house.
     
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    In England, anything goes.

    But thanks for the scolding. Taken on the chin.

    And I've asked the mod to put it somewhere else. So as not to offend anyone's sensibilities.
     
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    The problem with me is that concerning the bloody English, this comedic news is actually something that can be believed.
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    Yes, you could be right. It's one long comedy show there.
     

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