4 choices

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Which choice would you take?

Poll closed Mar 21, 2012.
  1. 1. Sleep with Michelle Obama.

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  2. 2. Sleep with Sarah Palin.

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  3. 3. Sleep with Nancy Pelosi.

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  4. 4. Jump off a very high building and take your chances.

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  1. Big Black Dog
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    OK. Here's the deal. If you were given four choices, which one would you accept?

    1. Sleep with Michelle Obama
    2. Sleep with Sarah Palin
    3. Sleep with Nancy Pelosi
    4. Jump off a very high 30 story building and take your chances.
     
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    I've given out too much in the last 24 hours. Dammmmmit. LMAO
     
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    They are all married women.

    Damn right wing immorality.

    which one is on the pill?
     
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    Nancy Pelosi takes those ugly pills. They work real good for her too.
     
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    On the prospect of sleeping with Nancy Pelosi.... would she be provided with a plastic bag to slip over her head? I need details.
     
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    If I had to choose I would probably pick Michelle.
    Unless I could gag Sarah to shut up that horrible nasal whang voice.
    Pelosi I would leave for you.

    In reality you did say sleep didn't you?

    4 valliums and I could sleep with anyone though :)
     
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    USC brings up a good point.

    I could sleep with anyone. sans contagions

    But I would totally put the hate fucking on Nancy.

    Tie her up, spank her ass, wrap Thumps jr up and bang it all night. twice if I take my vitamins.
     
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    You'd wear gloves, though, right? Otherwise..... :eek::puke3:
     
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    I am married. I honor my marriage vows to my wife and I am not suicidal, therefore none of the above.

    Immie
     
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    Clearly I'm bound and knocked unconscious, if Nancy Pelosi is in the house.

    I could sleep with Michele or Sarah, if they stayed on their side of the bed and I slept on top of the sheets while they were under the sheets. Really wondering why they are so tired they needed to stay at my house. Plus, I got extra bedrooms. Strange.
     

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