25 signs you are a grown up

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    I GUESS I OUGHT TO FACE THE MUSIC THAT IM OLD OFFICIALLY !



    25 signs you are a grown up

    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.


    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.


    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.


    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.


    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.


    6. You watch the Weather Channel.


    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.


    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.


    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."


    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
    won't turn down the stereo.


    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.


    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.


    13. Your! car insurance goes down and your payments go up.


    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.


    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.


    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.


    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.


    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
    than settle your stomach.


    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
    pregnancy tests.


    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."


    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.


    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to
    drink that much again."


    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.


    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.


    25. You read this entire lis! t looking desperately for one sign that doesn't
    apply to you and ca n't find one to save your sorry old ass.
     
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    that's to true..#22 is so so true..can't drink like I use to at all..:teeth: :puke: that's what happen when I try..:clap:
     
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    That was great. My favorite "I know I'm old":

    I actually want to go to bed...to sleep.
     
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    Damn Girl, you know me too well! hahahahhaah!

    love that new avatar too! :D
     

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