21 minutes and 29 seconds

[Yurt]

During a pre-race performance, escape artist David Merlini holds his breath inside a transparent aquarium filled 264 Gallons (1000 liters) of water, as he attempted to break the world record for holding ones breath underwater before the start of the Bahrain Formula One Grand Prix, in Sakhir, Bahrain on Sunday, April 26, 2009. Merlini did set a new record, holding his breath for 21 minutes and 29 seconds. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno) #

27Renault's Spanish driver Fernando Alonso drives during the Bahrain Formula One Grand Prix at the Sakhir racetrack, on April 26, 2009 in Manama. AFP PHOTO / KARIM SAHIB (KARIM SAHIB/AFP/Getty Images) #

 

[Xenophon]

How long it takes me to wake up in the morning.

 

[xotoxi]

How long it takes me to wake up in the morning.

You're right. That's exactly three snooze cycles plus 29 seconds of rubbing my eyes.

 

[Phoenix]

21 minutes and 29 seconds

don't google it

guess what it means. the first person gets rep (oh lord, i sound like manifold)...i have nothing else to give the winner so....and if the mods want to give the winner extra rep or some other thing, cool.

How long it takes a woman to reach her second orgasm?

You're hanging out with the wrong women ...

 

[Phoenix]

But they don't care after 5.

If the second orgasm comes after 21 min 29 seconds, the fifth will come after 85 min, 56 seconds.

She will be raw and bloody...as will you.

It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't take the same amount of time to get to the next one, they start coming quicker (pun intended), it takes less time between them.

Ok, maybe you know some of the right women after all.

 

[alan1]

If the second orgasm comes after 21 min 29 seconds, the fifth will come after 85 min, 56 seconds.

She will be raw and bloody...as will you.

It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't take the same amount of time to get to the next one, they start coming quicker (pun intended), it takes less time between them.

Ok, maybe you know some of the right women after all.

I've known a few.

 

[Phoenix]

Ok, maybe you know some of the right women after all.

I've known a few.

You're a lucky man, then.

 

[dilloduck]

It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't take the same amount of time to get to the next one, they start coming quicker (pun intended), it takes less time between them.

Ok, maybe you know some of the right women after all.

I've known a few.

phone numbers, please.

 

[Phoenix]

Ok, maybe you know some of the right women after all.

I've known a few.

phone numbers, please.

Do you still want them if they're 900 numbers?

 

[dilloduck]

I've known a few.

phone numbers, please.

Do you still want them if they're 900 numbers?

If you're buyin' !

 

[Phoenix]

phone numbers, please.

Do you still want them if they're 900 numbers?

If you're buyin' !

Pfffffft! I get an employee discount .... errrrr, I mean, I can probably see about, ummm ... setting you up with a few digits that I have no direct, personal or work-related connection with whatsoever.

 

[dilloduck]

Do you still want them if they're 900 numbers?

If you're buyin' !

Pfffffft! I get an employee discount .... errrrr, I mean, I can probably see about, ummm ... setting you up with a few digits that I have no direct, personal or work-related connection with whatsoever.

fork em over, Bambi.

 

[Phoenix]

Pfffffft! I get an employee discount .... errrrr, I mean, I can probably see about, ummm ... setting you up with a few digits that I have no direct, personal or work-related connection with whatsoever.

fork em over, Bambi.

"Bambi"? "BAMBI"? I think not.

 

[dilloduck]

Pfffffft! I get an employee discount .... errrrr, I mean, I can probably see about, ummm ... setting you up with a few digits that I have no direct, personal or work-related connection with whatsoever.

fork em over, Bambi.

"Bambi"? "BAMBI"? I think not.

ok ok---whatever your pole name is.

 

[Phoenix]

ok ok---whatever your pole name is.

OMG! you are psycho!

No, wait ... that's psychic. Sorry.

But how on earth did you know that my family is Polish? *shakes head* amazing.

 

[dilloduck]

ok ok---whatever your pole name is.

OMG! you are psycho!

No, wait ... that's psychic. Sorry.

But how on earth did you know that my family is Polish? *shakes head* amazing.

Fawn Dawnski is sort of a dead give away. Ever thought of changing it ?

 

[Phoenix]

OMG! you are psycho!

No, wait ... that's psychic. Sorry.

But how on earth did you know that my family is Polish? *shakes head* amazing.

Fawn Dawnski is sort of a dead give away. Ever thought of changing it ?

Well now that you mention it ...

Perhaps you can suggest a good name?

 

[dilloduck]

OMG! you are psycho!

No, wait ... that's psychic. Sorry.

But how on earth did you know that my family is Polish? *shakes head* amazing.

Fawn Dawnski is sort of a dead give away. Ever thought of changing it ?

Well now that you mention it ...

Perhaps you can suggest a good name?

stick with Eve. It's easy to spell.

 

[Phoenix]

Well now that you mention it ...

Perhaps you can suggest a good name?

stick with Eve. It's easy to spell.

True.


have we derailed this thread enough yet?

 

[dilloduck]

Well now that you mention it ...

Perhaps you can suggest a good name?

stick with Eve. It's easy to spell.

True.


have we derailed this thread enough yet?

not sure---I'm still laughing at Pinkly Taurus. How long can you hold your breath ?