2008 Democratic Convention Agenda

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    Mainmain has a burr in his panties and wanted to make sure everyone knew i did not write this.....which if you read the thread you would be able to figure out....it seems he knows the source, yet being the little prick he is, he didn't post it....and instead goes on his little rant .... anyway, this was sent to me via e-mail from my friend mike and he did not note the source either.....happy now you micro managing little twat?

    7:00 pm Opening flag burning

    7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

    7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

    7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

    7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

    8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

    8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

    9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

    10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

    11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

    11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay -- Sean Penn

    11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

    11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

    12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

    12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

    1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

    1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home
     
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    plagiarized spam.

    ho hum.
     
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    Ah...now if it was somethng denigrating the President it would no doubt be humorous as hell, eh?
     
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    manu1959 Left Coast Isolationist

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    still funny.....how do you plagiarize spam?
     
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    That is just DIFFERENT of course.... now where did I leave my lapel pin that says " I did not vote for Clinton"?
     
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    Probably near my bracelet that says "I did not vote 4 Bush".
     
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    if you can find one instance of me posting humorous denigration of the president - written by someone else - without attribution, please do so.
     
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    simple. post it without noting its source.

    you may indeed find it funny. but you did not write it, and without a link to your source, you de facto claim that you did.
     
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    I hope you find it and wear it out when you travel in Europe. I can just imagine what extra stuff the restaurant cooks will "give" you with your meals!
     
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    Lighten up, dude! It's obvious to those that follow your posts why you didn't find it funny!
     

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