1st time trying online dating- Ladies: "Curvy" does not = FAT

[California Girl]

Let's see....
Goldcatt and Teaparty
Echo and Xotoxi
Radio and PostRelease
CaliforniaGirl and me

We've come out! AWESOME!

 

[Luissa]

Let's see....
Goldcatt and Teaparty
Echo and Xotoxi
Radio and PostRelease
CaliforniaGirl and me

We've come out! AWESOME!

I am sorry, I was just sick of hiding it.

 

[California Girl]

Let's see....
Goldcatt and Teaparty
Echo and Xotoxi
Radio and PostRelease
CaliforniaGirl and me

We've come out! AWESOME!

I am sorry, I was just sick of hiding it.

Me too, ainm ceana.

 

[Wicked Jester]

Stop it people...You're going to get Bodecea all hot and bothered!

The last thing we need is her coming up here all horny and rambling on that she was actually "born" to be a pervert, and trying to get a lil' somethin' on the side from you kinky broads.

 

[Luissa]

Stop it people...You're going to get Bodecea all hot and bothered!

The last thing we need is her coming up here all horny and rambling on that she was actually "born" to be a pervert, and trying to get a lil' somethin' on the side from you kinky broads.

Stop trying to ruin my relationship, I am not hiding it anymore.

 

[uscitizen]

Just think of all the couples that have hooked up here on our very own USMB!

No.

Really?

Who?

USAR and CG.

 

[ekrem]

A bit overweight gals are fine with me. However based on my personal experience and observations in life, HIGHLY overweight women tend to have other attitude issues.

Fat = sweat in the summer. Independent from gender.

Besides that, some baroque-type women can be very sexy.

 

[ekrem]

Ok, I'm not really shy, so I'll say it, I tried an online dating site. It's one of the 2 major ones that advertises on network TV, dont know if mentioning name is somehow civily wrong, but whatever.

Anyhow, suprisingly, lots of attractive, normal women on there. Mostly they are new to town, tired of the bar scene, or just wanna know someone before they actually go on a date. I gotta say, despite my preconceptions, it's not a bad way to go at all.

BUT I gotta rant on something. I've met up on a few meet & greet dates at a coffee shop. Nice way to meet someone new, just over coffee. And I'm gonna let you guys in on some secrets I've learned........


1. Under "body type" if the girl lists "curvy" and doesn't post a full body photo, she is FAT. 100% chance. They do have "a few extra pounds" and "full figured" as options, but the fatties ALWAYS pick "curvy". Like calling Mt. Everestt "tall".

2. Under the part where it tells if a person has kids, if they list "tell you later", then yeah, they got at least 3.

3. Their pictures are probably from their college days. Even if they are 30 years old. And "curvy".


So there you have it. Just needed to rant. It sparked when I met a chick at a coffee shop from the site. Her pics were pretty. She's 29. Listed "curvy", and in her pics, she did indeed look truly 36-24-26 type curvy. Under "kids" she listed "no answer". So, I went. She's about 240 pounds. And brought her 3 kids with her. I had no idea who she was and she just sat down and said hi. At first I actually said "Hi, I"m saving that seat, I'm meeting someone here" and she said "Yeah, silly, it's me ________, how are you?" WTF.

I dated once a woman over the I-Net. That site was no real dating-site and it did not cost me any fee to be registered at that site.
She lived about 40 KM's away from where I was living.

First, we exchanged pictures and talked a while (about 2 months). We then met several times, but it did not develop into something serious. Would I do such thing again? Probably yes.

 

[editec]

I've been divorced for about three years, now, but I'm not tired of living alone, yet.

I like you girls, seriously I do, but jesus! the relationship maintanance some of you demand can be rather tedious.

I'll tell you what annoys me about living alone.

Cooking!

I still cannot figure out how to shop and cook for one.

I throw away so much damned food.

How do you buy celery or salad for one?

Try buying a roast suitable for one.

Sure I can cook and freeze stuff, but ya know...a lot of stuff just isn't all that good after its frozen.

And today?

Okay, I have a half turkey already cooked. It was left over from a couple weeks ago.

Now I'll be hosting dinner for two but hell! I've got about 6 pounds of turky here!

We're never gonna finish that.

So I'll make turkey chili and turkey sandwisches and still more turkey soup and I'll still waste a hell of lot.

I don't know why this bothers me so much, but I just HATE to waste food.

What I should have become was a den mother.

Perhaps I should turn my place into a group home, but honestly that's a pain in the ass, too.

I need some REAL hippies who understand what communial living really means.

Most people who THINK they're hippies are merely self centered stoners.

 

[Madeline]

I ♥ living alone. Other people's crap in my house makes me homicidal.

 

[strollingbones]

You'll see a LOT more skinny gals with fat guys then the other way around, because a lot of times those gals also like their fat wallets!

ez did you miss the study...fat men are better in bed....



Sex Lasts Longer for Overweight Men: Study


only a dog wants a bone...i like a bit of meat on a man...cant stand white boy ass

 

[strollingbones]

I've been divorced for about three years, now, but I'm not tired of living alone, yet.

I like you girls, seriously I do, but jesus! the relationship maintanance some of you demand can be rather tedious.

I'll tell you what annoys me about living alone.

Cooking!

I still cannot figure out how to shop and cook for one.

I throw away so much damned food.

How do you buy celery or salad for one?

Try buying a roast suitable for one.

Sure I can cook and freeze stuff, but ya know...a lot of stuff just isn't all that good after its frozen.

And today?

Okay, I have a half turkey already cooked. It was left over from a couple weeks ago.

Now I'll be hosting dinner for two but hell! I've got about 6 pounds of turky here!

We're never gonna finish that.

So I'll make turkey chili and turkey sandwisches and still more turkey soup and I'll still waste a hell of lot.

I don't know why this bothers me so much, but I just HATE to waste food.

What I should have become was a den mother.

Perhaps I should turn my place into a group home, but honestly that's a pain in the ass, too.

I need some REAL hippies who understand what communial living really means.

Most people who THINK they're hippies are merely self centered stoners.

why you be hating on the stoners?


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[goldcatt]

I've dated just about all body types, unless it's extreme one way or the other it really never mattered much to me. I did learn pretty fast the best eye candy usually makes the lousiest partner - in every way.

 

[strollingbones]

okay ed..cooking for one....buy a turkey tender instead of a breast....or have the breast cut into at the butcher....as for celery....just buy the more expensive heart of celery and eat the hell out of it....who doesnt like pj and celery...dont wash the celery and the pj will stick ...protein should be the only tricky part....fresh fruit and veggies....you just select what you need or want...

now an easier way...find you a woman....

 

[random3434]

You'll see a LOT more skinny gals with fat guys then the other way around, because a lot of times those gals also like their fat wallets!

ez did you miss the study...fat men are better in bed....



Sex Lasts Longer for Overweight Men: Study


only a dog wants a bone...i like a bit of meat on a man...cant stand white boy ass

I like me some strong arms, and a nice firm butt on a man.

 

[strollingbones]

do you know how hard it is in the south to find a man with the proper family linage...and a bootie

 

[Samson]

Hell.......... do they have a "Jolly" option?

 

[Douger]

I ♥ living alone. Other people's crap in my house makes me homicidal.

Interesting.

 

[Samson]

only a dog wants a bone...i like a bit of meat on a man...cant stand white boy ass

"white boy ass?"

What on earth is that?

 

[MaggieMae]

Ok, I'm not really shy, so I'll say it, I tried an online dating site. It's one of the 2 major ones that advertises on network TV, dont know if mentioning name is somehow civily wrong, but whatever.

Anyhow, suprisingly, lots of attractive, normal women on there. Mostly they are new to town, tired of the bar scene, or just wanna know someone before they actually go on a date. I gotta say, despite my preconceptions, it's not a bad way to go at all.

BUT I gotta rant on something. I've met up on a few meet & greet dates at a coffee shop. Nice way to meet someone new, just over coffee. And I'm gonna let you guys in on some secrets I've learned........


1. Under "body type" if the girl lists "curvy" and doesn't post a full body photo, she is FAT. 100% chance. They do have "a few extra pounds" and "full figured" as options, but the fatties ALWAYS pick "curvy". Like calling Mt. Everestt "tall".

2. Under the part where it tells if a person has kids, if they list "tell you later", then yeah, they got at least 3.

3. Their pictures are probably from their college days. Even if they are 30 years old. And "curvy".


So there you have it. Just needed to rant. It sparked when I met a chick at a coffee shop from the site. Her pics were pretty. She's 29. Listed "curvy", and in her pics, she did indeed look truly 36-24-26 type curvy. Under "kids" she listed "no answer". So, I went. She's about 240 pounds. And brought her 3 kids with her. I had no idea who she was and she just sat down and said hi. At first I actually said "Hi, I"m saving that seat, I'm meeting someone here" and she said "Yeah, silly, it's me ________, how are you?" WTF.