1st time trying online dating- Ladies: "Curvy" does not = FAT

[California Girl]

Take our word for it, we have very high standards. You wouldn't make my 'to do' list if you paid me the $39.99.

HA!! Well played.

I figured you for the $100+ type anyway

God forbid CG would allow some opportunity to pass to claim her faux superiority. Christ onna cracker, bitch, are you ever not a complete asswipe? Not every single bit of news any of us has is an invitation for you to post that whatever the thingie is, yours is better. T'aint like we believe you anymore, anyway.

My guess is, the last man who touched you was your MD, and he dun like you either.

Your guess is, unsurprisingly, wrong. But you must be used to being wrong by now. You've had 57 years to adapt.

 

[Madeline]

this shit is funny.

i've not gone to any dating site, but back when i used to bother with myspace i dated a host of chics off there. i'd steer clear of the curvy thing for the curvy=fat reason. most chics seem to steer clear of calling themselves curvy if they're not at least a bit on the chubby side, too. i think athletic has taken on a new and paradoxical meaning, too.

People dated off MySpace?

Really?

I never got very good with it; I had like 6 friends from RL on there and my page was set to "private"; all we ever did was litter each other pages with images. It lost all appeal for me pretty quickly.

 

[antagon]

this shit is funny.

i've not gone to any dating site, but back when i used to bother with myspace i dated a host of chics off there. i'd steer clear of the curvy thing for the curvy=fat reason. most chics seem to steer clear of calling themselves curvy if they're not at least a bit on the chubby side, too. i think athletic has taken on a new and paradoxical meaning, too.

People dated off MySpace?

Really?

I never got very good with it; I had like 6 friends from RL on there and my page was set to "private"; all we ever did was litter each other pages with images. It lost all appeal for me pretty quickly.

its like magic. randoms would request to be my friend a couple times a week and if i was keen, i would take them out for cocktails. i'm not much into 'friending' total randies, so actually meeting them was more practical.

 

[uscitizen]

A bit overweight gals are fine with me. However based on my personal experience and observations in life, HIGHLY overweight women tend to have other attitude issues.

 

[antagon]

A bit overweight gals are fine with me. However based on my personal experience and observations in life, HIGHLY overweight women tend to have other attitude issues.

that's what's great about the world. there's someone for everyone's tastes. there's even fat grumpy girl fans out there.

 

[asterism]

Ok, I'm not really shy, so I'll say it, I tried an online dating site. It's one of the 2 major ones that advertises on network TV, dont know if mentioning name is somehow civily wrong, but whatever.

Anyhow, suprisingly, lots of attractive, normal women on there. Mostly they are new to town, tired of the bar scene, or just wanna know someone before they actually go on a date. I gotta say, despite my preconceptions, it's not a bad way to go at all.

BUT I gotta rant on something. I've met up on a few meet & greet dates at a coffee shop. Nice way to meet someone new, just over coffee. And I'm gonna let you guys in on some secrets I've learned........


1. Under "body type" if the girl lists "curvy" and doesn't post a full body photo, she is FAT. 100% chance. They do have "a few extra pounds" and "full figured" as options, but the fatties ALWAYS pick "curvy". Like calling Mt. Everestt "tall".

2. Under the part where it tells if a person has kids, if they list "tell you later", then yeah, they got at least 3.

3. Their pictures are probably from their college days. Even if they are 30 years old. And "curvy".


So there you have it. Just needed to rant. It sparked when I met a chick at a coffee shop from the site. Her pics were pretty. She's 29. Listed "curvy", and in her pics, she did indeed look truly 36-24-26 type curvy. Under "kids" she listed "no answer". So, I went. She's about 240 pounds. And brought her 3 kids with her. I had no idea who she was and she just sat down and said hi. At first I actually said "Hi, I"m saving that seat, I'm meeting someone here" and she said "Yeah, silly, it's me ________, how are you?" WTF.

You missed a great opportunity to have a great time.

Don't go by appearances and online expressions of appearances, go with your gut. Your gut said meet her. You should have taken it from there. But it seems you have some of your own issues to deal with, like the kid situation, how she describes herself, and how you two "click." Get over those before you decide to dive in again.

If you just want to get laid, then you aren't looking in the right places - try the escorts section of backpage.

 

[California Girl]

A bit overweight gals are fine with me. However based on my personal experience and observations in life, HIGHLY overweight women tend to have other attitude issues.

that's what's great about the world. there's someone for everyone's tastes. there's even fat grumpy girl fans out there.

That's true. Guys that make me laugh are the ones who attract me. Fortunately, I bagged me one of those.

 

[goldcatt]

Hmmm....it's all so subjective.

Obviously "curvy" isn't going to be a supermodel or a stick.

It also probably shouldn't be used for a beach ball.

But there's a whole wide (no pun intended) gray area in between where a woman can be, let's say, not exactly bikini material but still have a figure and curves and believe she looks pretty good.

Got me. I never really thought about it.

 

[random3434]

Just think of all the couples that have hooked up here on our very own USMB!

 

[DiveCon]

No wonder you have to use the site.

hey, reading some of those sites can be fun

 

[Wicked Jester]

Take our word for it, we have very high standards. You wouldn't make my 'to do' list if you paid me the $39.99.

HA!! Well played.

I figured you for the $100+ type anyway

God forbid CG would allow some opportunity to pass to claim her faux superiority. Christ onna cracker, bitch, are you ever not a complete asswipe? Not every single bit of news any of us has is an invitation for you to post that whatever the thingie is, yours is better. T'aint like we believe you anymore, anyway.

My guess is, the last man who touched you was your MD, and he dun like you either.

Yeah, like we actually believe your lying ass is an attorney.....You've fully proven time and again that you are clueless on matters of the law.......Clueless on every issue you choose to run your ignorant mouth about.

Like we actually believe that you wouldn't cause harm to Palin or her family if given the opportunity.

You're nothing but a lonely, crazy old coot.......An insane lil' BITCH to be sure.

And, you are the last person who should be talking shit about anybody on this board.

 

[Mr. H.]

Hang in there buc boy. My cousin dated over 50 gals from one of those sites but he eventually found a keeper.

 

[Madeline]

Just think of all the couples that have hooked up here on our very own USMB!

No.

Really?

Who?

 

[Mr. H.]

Just think of all the couples that have hooked up here on our very own USMB!

No.

Really?

Who?

Me, myself, and I.

We're a threesome.

 

[goldcatt]

Just think of all the couples that have hooked up here on our very own USMB!

No.

Really?

Who?

Me, myself, and I.

We're a threesome.

Kinky!

 

[Luissa]

Just think of all the couples that have hooked up here on our very own USMB!

No.

Really?

Who?

I know, but I am not talking.

 

[Madeline]

Just think of all the couples that have hooked up here on our very own USMB!

No.

Really?

Who?

I know, but I am not talking.

Ha!

That's what you think, Luissa.

 

[Luissa]

Let's see....
Goldcatt and Teaparty
Echo and Xotoxi
Radio and PostRelease
CaliforniaGirl and me

 

[goldcatt]

Let's see....
Goldcatt and Teaparty
Echo and Xotoxi
Radio and PostRelease
CaliforniaGirl and me

Hey! How'd I get stuck with TeapartyChuckles?

I demand a recount.

 

[Luissa]

Let's see....
Goldcatt and Teaparty
Echo and Xotoxi
Radio and PostRelease
CaliforniaGirl and me

Hey! How'd I get stuck with TeapartyChuckles?

I demand a recount.

Don't deny your love.