11 things the Bible bans, but you do anyway

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    11 Things The Bible Bans, But You Do Anyway - 11Points.com

    There shouldn't be a thread because HEY! It's the Bible and everybody knows it's just like the Pope.

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    You sure that wasn't the Koran ? Same difference. No pulling out or wearing the pearl necklace ? BoreDumb.
     
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    My favorite bit;

     
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    The old laws are abolished.
    We follow the new law through faith, that Jesus is real and that we still obey the moral and ethical laws and the ten commandments.

    Galatians 3:23-25

    English Standard Version (ESV)

    23 Now before faith came, we were held captive under the law, imprisoned until the coming faith would be revealed. 24 So then, the law was our guardian until Christ came, in order that we might be justified by faith. 25 But now that faith has come, we are no longer under a guardian.
     
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    Its always easy to poke fun at us christians isn't it?
     
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    This just further backs up my opinion that having faith in God and not Religions is the right way to be ;)
     
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    Is there a reason you're trying to cut me out from the flock, home skillet?
     
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    Yes. Exactly.

    And since Christ himself never said anything on the subject, I believe we are all clear.
     
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    /shakes weak, ineffectual fist all about

    "And you can pry this bacon from my cold, dead hands!!!"
     
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    Funny you should call me that... its my nickname because I do the cooking at offroading functions :lol:


    Making fun of christianity is a sport to liberals and I find it to be stupid.

    But we do make for an easy target...as in we wont kill you for it, so carry on.
     

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