11 people on a rope...

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    11 People on a rope!!

    Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one
    woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
    that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
    They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very
    touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,
    because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
    husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making
    sacrifices with little in return (sound familiar ladies?).
    As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......

    God its great to be part of the SMARTER gender.
     
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    Did she survive the helicopter crash? :halo:
     
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    :rolleyes:

    Courtesy Clap..er...Laugh.

    :D

    :whip3: :cheers2:
     
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    A guy calls his girlfriend from the clinic and say's, "Great new, honey! It's just the clap!"
     
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    That wasn't a damn bit funny. I am deeply and greviously offended. :teeth:
     

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