10 Things To Love About Men

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    1. Ahhhhhhh.............yanno.

    2. They showed me what great scotch is for.

    3. One was my Daddy, and I loved him just to pieces.

    4. They will open pickle jars. Even the biggest jerk you've ever met will open a stuck pickle jar.

    5. They are (usually) taller and heavier...they keep the world from flying away.

    6. Without men, what reason would there be to shop?

    7. They have bigger hands, and some have bigger hearts.

    8. Most don't think they are allowed to be scared and cry....and most let us chicks do so without censure.

    9. Without men, I suspect we'd still be searching for "south".

    10. Ahhhhhhh.....yanno.

     
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    I'm torn between 1 and 10.
     
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    $rodney2.jpg

    "With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. "
     
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    Awwwwwwwwwww c'mon now.
    You got the socket and we got the plug !:tongue:
     
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    Ahhhhh.......yanno.
     
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    They have upper body strength.
     
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    Uh huh. Ahhhh..........
     
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    Men,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    I don't need them to open up pickle jars, but I do need them talk smack with during football season and look at their assests in a nice pair of faded Levis. :thup:
     
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    no yanno ?:eusa_eh:
     

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