1) Thou shalt not kill, except fetuses whom can't defend themselves anyway and are easy prey, But don't kill penguins or trees. 2) Honor thy father and thy mother, if you know who they are! I mean there really isn't a good reason to honor them but it sounds good. 3) Thou shalt not commit adultery. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 4) Thou shalt not bare false witness unless your trying to unseat an incumbant Republican President. 5) Thou shalt not steal except from hard working folks who earn too much money. 6) What do we need 10 of these for anyway?