10 Best Caddy Responses

[S.J.]

Ten Best Caddy Responses


Number :10

Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Number : 9

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Number : 8

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes, you miss the ball much closer now."

Number : 7

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Number : 6

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so, that would be too much of a coincidence."

Number : 5

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Number : 4

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."

Number : 3

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

Number : 2

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course, we left that an hour ago."

And the Number : 1 - Best Caddy Comment:

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

 

[SmedlyButler]

I couldn't decide if 9 or 10 were the funniest but they're all hilarious.

 

[OZman]

Great quotes, got a real belly laugh out of them, as I'm sure any golfer would. Number 10 was the funniest for me.

 

[S.J.]

I like 3 and 4 the best.