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How fittin'.
The Health & Human Services phone number to you with ObamaCare provider is:
1-800-FUCKYO
Although this is rather tautological.
https://www.healthcare.gov/blog/questions-call-us/
Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.
Far from being a mistype, thats the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacares national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obamas tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.
After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obamas message is:
1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).
Thats 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuels tragically shortened middle finger....
Read more: Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare?s national hotline | The Daily Caller
The Health & Human Services phone number to you with ObamaCare provider is:
1-800-FUCKYO
Although this is rather tautological.
https://www.healthcare.gov/blog/questions-call-us/
Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.
Far from being a mistype, thats the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacares national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obamas tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.
After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obamas message is:
1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).
Thats 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuels tragically shortened middle finger....
Read more: Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare?s national hotline | The Daily Caller
