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    How fittin'.

    The Health & Human Services phone number to you with ObamaCare provider is:

    1-800-FUCKYO

    Although this is rather tautological.

    https://www.healthcare.gov/blog/questions-call-us/

    Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.

    Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.

    After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is:

    1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).

    That’s 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger....




    Read more: Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare?s national hotline | The Daily Caller
     
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    Why do you need HHS website or phone if there is enough info on a state level.

    Now, I checked for the rates and services for the obamacare exchange ( which is just ONE(sic!) insurance company and compared them to traditional ones ( five others) and traditional ones are twice cheaper on premiums, and at least 3-5 times cheaper on deductibles. Plus traditional ones do not have 10-30% copay AFTER the deductible.

    I do not qualify for subsidies, so that was easy.

    And it is a government RACKET for the benefit of selected big businesses.
     
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    It's a fitting number.
     
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    nomen omen :D
     
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    It's fittin'...but it's also Redundant and Tautological.
     
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    You conveniently leave out a "1" to spell something out on a number pad...

    *golf clap*
     
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    The integer '1' on the telephone dial pad has no alpha-numeric assignation


    genius
     
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    The Daily Caller?

    Isn't that the right wing propaganda outfit that bribed a prostitute to lie about Senator Menendez?
     
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    Next thing you know, conservatives will start sourcing Pravda..

    Oh wait..

    :lol:
     
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    As NUMBERS are difficult to for the Barking Moonbats, here's a picture to translate the intent:

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    It also spells 1-800-DUALZO.

    Congratulations, we can spell using a phone number. What does this accomplish again?
     
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    Given how difficult it is to enroll in ObamaCare, apparently the # does do much good other than to underscore the Overlord's attitude towards his chattel.
     
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    What if I don't have a phone and the website doesn't work?
     
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    No it won't...

    ... takes 7 digits after the 1-800 part...

    ... ya only got 6.
    :eusa_shifty:
     
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    Have you applied for an Obama/Bush/Clinton/Reagan phone?


    :lol:
    Sorry, couldn't help myself,
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    318-2596

    F-&-U-C-K Y-O'! :lol:
     
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    kwc57 BOHICA Obama

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    Did they make the number up or report it?
     
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