know to cross the road at those yellow signs?

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If you continue to think the way you have always thought you will continue to get what you have always got!

Who Knows


I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman, June Clever.


Father, it's been along time since my last confession: I VOTED LIBERTARIAN!

Are you serious?

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"Some men eventually stumble over the truth but they usually pick themselves up and walk on as if nothing ever happened."
-Winston Churchill

"But though there is no difference in this respect between the best demagogue and the worst, both of them having to present their cases equally in terms of melodrama, there is all the difference in the world between the statesman who is humbugging the people into allowing him to do the will of God, in whatever disguise it may come to him, and one who is humbugging them into furthering his personal ambition and the commercial interests of the plutocrats who own the newspapers and support him on reciprocal terms."
-George Bernard Shaw

Who do you think put those signs there? Obviously not humans.

Sometimes they try to "Buck" the system and cross elsewhere "DOH" ------

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"Some men eventually stumble over the truth but they usually pick themselves up and walk on as if nothing ever happened."
-Winston Churchill

"But though there is no difference in this respect between the best demagogue and the worst, both of them having to present their cases equally in terms of melodrama, there is all the difference in the world between the statesman who is humbugging the people into allowing him to do the will of God, in whatever disguise it may come to him, and one who is humbugging them into furthering his personal ambition and the commercial interests of the plutocrats who own the newspapers and support him on reciprocal terms."
-George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes? I think we can fix this by painting a white cross walk and installing a trafic signal at every yellow deer sign. That'll do er.

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Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

PC=Public Cancer....and it's TERMINAL..IMO.

Don't you mean "DOE" ?

*ducks a tomato*

I figgered a smart dude like you would get it without the spelling change !

*saves the tomato for later*

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"Some men eventually stumble over the truth but they usually pick themselves up and walk on as if nothing ever happened."
-Winston Churchill

"But though there is no difference in this respect between the best demagogue and the worst, both of them having to present their cases equally in terms of melodrama, there is all the difference in the world between the statesman who is humbugging the people into allowing him to do the will of God, in whatever disguise it may come to him, and one who is humbugging them into furthering his personal ambition and the commercial interests of the plutocrats who own the newspapers and support him on reciprocal terms."
-George Bernard Shaw

You overestimated me, pal.

ok--Do you prefer to patronized or condescention ?

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"Some men eventually stumble over the truth but they usually pick themselves up and walk on as if nothing ever happened."
-Winston Churchill

"But though there is no difference in this respect between the best demagogue and the worst, both of them having to present their cases equally in terms of melodrama, there is all the difference in the world between the statesman who is humbugging the people into allowing him to do the will of God, in whatever disguise it may come to him, and one who is humbugging them into furthering his personal ambition and the commercial interests of the plutocrats who own the newspapers and support him on reciprocal terms."
-George Bernard Shaw

LOL. Come on dillo. Playing the sidekick to dry humor isn't easy. I'm trying to squeeze every bit of personal entertainment out of this thread as humanly possible. It's not like we have much to work with.

ok---I think we can do a graceful exit an no one will be the wiser.

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"Some men eventually stumble over the truth but they usually pick themselves up and walk on as if nothing ever happened."
-Winston Churchill

"But though there is no difference in this respect between the best demagogue and the worst, both of them having to present their cases equally in terms of melodrama, there is all the difference in the world between the statesman who is humbugging the people into allowing him to do the will of God, in whatever disguise it may come to him, and one who is humbugging them into furthering his personal ambition and the commercial interests of the plutocrats who own the newspapers and support him on reciprocal terms."
-George Bernard Shaw

Just try not to run over any deer on your way out the thread.

damit, a skunk.

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"We are fighting today for our life, for our liberty, for our all, we cannot go on being led as we are. Somehow or other, we must get into the Government men who can match our enemies in fighting spirit, in daring, in resolution and in thirst for victory."~Leo Amery 1940, while staring at Chamberlain

Hey wait a minute. Someone hacked into my account and started posting all these corny jokes. I didn't write them.

So what do ya call a Buck that crosses the road in the South?

Buck-shot!

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Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

PC=Public Cancer....and it's TERMINAL..IMO.