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10-10-2008, 12:42 PM
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It just happened again and it cracks me up everytime.
There is this guy at my work who, while taking a crap, will stand up and turn around to take a piss, and then sit back down to finish up and wipe. It fuckin kills me.
For the record guys, it's ok to sit down to pee if you're already there takin a shit.  |
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10-10-2008, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by manifold  It just happened again and it cracks me up everytime.
There is this guy at my work who, while taking a crap, will stand up and turn around to take a piss, and then sit back down to finish up and wipe. It fuckin kills me.
For the record guys, it's ok to sit down to pee if you're already there takin a shit. |  As my son would say, TMI! Lol
So tell me, why were you watching?
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10-10-2008, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Valerie As my son would say, TMI! Lol
So tell me, why were you watching? |
I was just pinching my own loaf in the adjacent stall. It's hard not to notice.  |
10-10-2008, 12:51 PM
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10-10-2008, 12:52 PM
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But regardless, don't you think that's a bit wierd? |
10-10-2008, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ravi Jesus. Were you looking under the stall divider? | Had to have been in the same stall to pick up that much info. |
10-10-2008, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Shattered Had to have been in the same stall to pick up that much info. | That was my thought. Especially since he admits he didn't have to look under the divider.
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10-10-2008, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Ravi That was my thought. Especially since he admits he didn't have to look under the divider. | Either that, or he knows alll those shuffling sounds from personal experience..  |
10-10-2008, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Shattered Either that, or he knows alll those shuffling sounds from personal experience.. | I have to admit I learned something today.
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10-10-2008, 12:59 PM
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Ravi and Shit-tard getting along and it's all because of me.
Damn I'm good. |
10-10-2008, 12:59 PM
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Rep Power: 106 | | | You girls wouldn't be able to tell if a guy was crapping, then stood up and the sound of a stream of water was entering the toilet, and then he sat back down and finished? Each action has its own distinct, unmistakable sounds.
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10-10-2008, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by manifold
Ravi and Shit-tard getting along and it's all because of me.
Damn I'm good. | Dream on. Shat and I have always gotten along.
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10-10-2008, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Ravi Jesus. Were you looking under the stall divider? | i'm thinking wide stance
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10-10-2008, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by del i'm thinking wide stance | And then some. 
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10-10-2008, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by manifold I was just pinching my own loaf in the adjacent stall. It's hard not to notice. | How long before you're cited for sexual harassment?
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